Randy Koelsch

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@mchooyah So you hate women and you are courting young boys to be your sex slaves? That’s the 2024 GOP in a nutshell.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@mchooyah A concubine is a woman who lives with a man and has sexual relations with him but is not married to him.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@Marcus_Mosher 3 minutes left. They could have literally done anything. And they were going on 4th down, so why not try to get it to 3rd and 5 or 6? Shit play calling. Over and over and over and over again

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@FBGreatMoments This might slow a guy down

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@MikeLeslieWFAA Maybe we should trade for Purdy and make him the new starting running back

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@rjchoppy Dak was 2nd in the mvp last year, the cowboys won 12 games in the division. Dak didn’t just forget how to play qb. The team got worst around him. No running game. 2 rookie o line. No real target behind ceedee. The team is undisciplined. The play calling is stale and predictable.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@MikeLeslieWFAA He’s following 18, his assignment. Till he sees kittle has the ball and he’s trailing the play, because there are 3 other cowboys closer to kittle than him. Do you expect him to cover every body on the field?

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@TheThe1776 She supported Biden in 2020. Why is is this a surprise?

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@toddstarnes You dumb

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@Strandjunker Without immigrants, Trump wouldn’t be a US citizen

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@Dutch_Oven45 Much like your pitching most of your career, you missed your mark this time. Quayle and Cheney come to mind as worse vps with doing zero research…. Something you’re also familiar with.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@Evan_P_Grant I’ll stick around but I’m ready for Leiter & Rocker to get a shot. The offense is gonna suck regardless. So let’s get some hype about our future pitchers. Scherzer, Heaney and Eovaldi all free agents after this year.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@MojangStatus Just undo the update that caused this and roll it out later when you won’t break realms 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@RyanAFournier Didn’t he have 4 years to do all this? Conservatives crap on Kamala for being vp for 4 years but this guy was THE guy for 4 years and nothing got done.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@LeadingReport I thought the VP didn’t do anything, at least according to Trump…

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@patrickwebb She never accepted the Fox News debate to begin with. This was Trumps pipe dream.

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@NewbergReport Defense will falter from time to time. Offense still a problem. Left a lot of guys on base. 2/7 with risp

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This post has an unusually high number of bookmarks👀

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@therealroseanne What war did Obama start? Treating ambien like candy again?

[Randy Koelsch @rkoelsch]

@MattWallace888 So he drowned in front of witnesses in a lake, and yet you’re saying he was murdered? You think they drilled a hole in his boat like the old looney tune cartoons? Why not give him a bouquet of flowers that are actually sticks of lit dynamite?