Can'tGetNo...

Knucklehead w/an opinion

[Guitar Gods Unleashed @gguworld]

Jack Black made School of Rock a classic. At a Maryland festival, he basically lived it.

He fronted a real kids' band, Jack Sabbath, with Roman Morello (Tom's son) on guitar, Revel Ian (Scott Ian's son) on bass, prodigy Yoyoka Soma on drums. Then he brought out Geezer Butler for "War Pigs."

[Can'tGetNo... @RKolyer]

@DrTOMontgomery Why?

[Can'tGetNo... @RKolyer]

@SirMasterMike46 @kyamawebb23 Russian troll says what?

[Lello @AntoLello2]

Bach rimane il più grande. Punto.

[Florence Peugeot 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃 @Blu_Hair_Betty]

Eric Schmitt: Did you or did you not freeze the windows on AirForce one and The White House this past winter?

Jack Smith: Senator, I'm human not a magical being who can control the cold. I believe you're confusing me with Jack Frost.

@SenEricSchmitt (snowflake)

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

ERIC SCHMITT: Wasn't it true that in the early 80's you would publicly dress in drag under your stage name Kelly Garrett, fantasizing that you were part of a secret crime-fighting trio that worked for a millionaire named Charlie?

JACK SMITH: No sir, that was Jaclyn Smith.

[Barracuda Obama ™ @st33lspike]

Schmitt: Do you, or do you not, in fact, cut down trees for money?

Jack Smith: Sir, that is a Lumberjack...

[Barracuda Obama ™ @st33lspike]

Schmitt: Are you, or are you not, in fact, a man that is very handy at a lot of things?

Jack Smith: Sir, that is a Jack of all trades...

[StickyBunny @skullisland1919]

Q: Prior to launching your signature home furnishings line, were you known to meddle in investigations with two women known as Sabrina Duncan and Jill Munro?

A: That’s Jacklyn Smith.

[Barracuda Obama ™ @st33lspike]

Schmitt: Are you, or are you not, in fact, a small, highly intelligent passerine bird in the corvid family?

Jack Smith: Sir, that is a Jackdaw...

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is I can't define a lot of words i use, i just…know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that 😭?

[Can'tGetNo... @RKolyer]

@elaifresh Bullshit. Ocean beach was t-shirts, shorts, & bare feet. Nobody does that at 57. Clear sky, mild offshore breeze in morning. Slight reversal of breeze but temps stayed warm until sunset. Even then it was beautifully pleasant.

[Barracuda Obama ™ @st33lspike]

Schmitt: Did you, or did you not, in fact become the first Black MLB player in league history?

Jack Smith: Sir, that is Jackie Robinson...

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The Cornell rapists are not "young men with bright futures who made a mistake."

They are the next generation of wealthy, privileged men being taught that their money and status mean they won't have to answer for their actions.

[Looseendg @kulgr01]

@gtconway3d Schmitt: Isn’t it true that you have failed to provide an alibi for even one single date when 5 prostituites were brutally murdered, their throats slashed and their bodies mutilated

Jack Smith: Senator I believe you are referring to Jack The Ripper.

[DemoDisping @demodisping]

@gtconway3d Schmitt: What would you say if I told you we had proof that you committed the heinous act of ruining several holiday baked goods, and rather than expressing remorse you congratulated yourself for it!!

Jack Smith: That was Little Jack Horner

[Simply_Re @Beth1827]

@gtconway3d Schmitt: Isn’t it true that you quickly jumped over a candlestick?

Jack Smith: No, that was Jack Be Nimble.

[Cowboy Beans @ande56495]

Schmitt: Last night you made me try to rape one of my staff and then call my Uber driver a “sand monkey.” Just this morning, you made me vomit in my bed.

Smith: Sir, are you confusing me with Jack Daniels?

[StickyBunny @skullisland1919]

Q: Are you also known as The Godfather Of Fitness?
A: That’s Jack Lalanne.

[Jeff Boyardee TM @JEFFY1979]

Schmitt: is it true that you lived with 2 women and your landlord, Mr. Roper thought you were gay?

Smith: That was Jack Tripper