Rachel

it’s not me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA would have looked at Jesus on the cross and said “He should’ve just complied”

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

All I do is work and go to the grocery store I’m a Good woman

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

In my retweeting era because I’m just speechless

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Rachel @rkparkerr]

why is my cat so caked up

[Rachel @rkparkerr]

Cats don’t get treated with the same respect as dogs because they have feminine energy change my mind

[Rachel @rkparkerr]

In case anyone was wondering Something In the Water smells like weed and Ariana grande cloud perfume

[Rachel @rkparkerr]

why do republicans think the president controls gas prices

[Rachel @rkparkerr]

Two years ago I said “yeah I’m down” in a business meeting with male executives and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲: 𝗦𝗲𝘃 ★ @_sevenj]

it’s kinda like Ukraine our cousin n they getting bullied at school n if we don’t help them then our other cousins gone think we soft

[Rachel @rkparkerr]

you tellin me a butter nutted in this squash??

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

[annie @makneeac]

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not wordle. just a cosmic brownie

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I really dislike people who are too cool to have fun. Never wanna go skating, to a water park, or go-cart racing it’s always the hookah bar or a club like nuh uh i want more than just nightlife memories in my 20s let’s go to laser tag hoe

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

[Gibbons Daily @GibbonsDaily]

A 4 month old Siamang