Rae Lall

when life gives you 🍋's, tweet about 'em.

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

love going to the movies and a group of teenage boys with mushroom haircuts come into the theater (without tickets, mind you!) and yell out the ending to spoil the movie for everyone 🙂

[miia @miiagarro]

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

well in unfortunate news, I had to use the pythagorean theorem at work today for the first time ever… 🥀

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

you would think after 3 decades on this earth, i’d learn how to wash out all the conditioner in my hair 🥀

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

been back in the country 3 days and now tylenol apparently causes autism … i’m ready for another jet2 holiday 🙄

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

no offense but why are we still talking about charlie k*rk

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

ok so freakier friday was exactly what i needed

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

did i procrastinate months (years) on something that took me less than 20 mins to complete? …anyway i got my real id so

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

genuinely so sad that it’s already reaching a year since my uk/spain trip 🥲

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

@JuiceThousand u can’t blame em, legal probably got involved and delayed the launch lol

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

congrats to the person who was blasting ‘i just had sex’ by the lonely island just now lol

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

left my water bottle at home, it’s gonna be a long work day 🥲

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

dodging white lotus spoilers and gaslighting myself into not seeing any finale reactions is an extreme sport 🫣

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

saw my first shooting star today 🥹💫

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

why do the windows screen savers choose violence every time? the audacity to show me a nice beachfront while i’m sitting in my little office cubicle…

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

nothing beats rolling out of bed in the morning to go to the store to pick up a couple things (in my bummiest outfit, mind you!) and seeing someone you went to high school with at the store… i’ve glo’d up i swear😭

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

the dubai chocolate is actually so delicious i understand the hype now

[Rae Lall @rlallx]

now WHY did I wake up with como la flor in my head??? don’t answer that 🙄🙄