Mr. McDurger

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

[Marquez V-S @MVS__11]

Kids don’t try this at home. 12 a different breed of human.

[Teej. @TJLang70]

One day my kids will be watching ESPN 30 for 30 and it will start
“What if I told you that a player once lost $30,000,000 in 3 days...”

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

@NSRbigshot10 I’m an accountant..thug ass definitely describes me and is also an excellent defensive for harden being the MVP. Bro, I don’t need to check espn to see what Giannis has done this year is anything but average. #EnjoyYourDelusionsAndFantasy

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

Can we just end the James Harden MVP talk now?? I mean, my god!

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

@NSRbigshot10 because you haven’t seen the talent in the easy this year... #YourArgumentsAreOutdatedAndDumb 🤫😂

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

@NSRbigshot10 Have you watched the NBA this year? What’s the Bucks record vs the Rockets this year? What’s Giannis’ ppg in those games? #GetEducatedBeforeYouTweet

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Breaking: Jason Witten is leaving the Monday Night Football booth to come out of retirement for the Cowboys

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

@MikeKonvalinka @BigBadBehnke He loved me no matter how many times I put cat toys in his face

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

@MikeKonvalinka Simpler times!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Not playing Happ at the end of the game 👀

(Very smart strategy)

[Jordan Treske @JordanTreske]

Giannis next time he sees Brook Lopez after playing next to Embiid in the All-Star Game.

[GBP Daily - Rob Westerman lll @GBPdaily]

Most NFL championships:

• Packers (13)
• Bears (9)
• Giants (8)
• Steelers, Patriots (6)
• Cowboys, 49ers, Redskins (5)
• Browns, Lions, Eagles, Colts (4)

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

Back on my Stargate SG1 grind! #DontSleepOnThisShow

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

Jokic for MVP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #GiannisMVP

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

For all those chanting MVP for Jokic, watch some actual NBA Basketball #FearTheDeer #GiannisMVP

[Mr. McDurger @rlau14]

Thank god! I wasn’t getting out of bed for -10 #SunnyDays

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

Open heart surgery 🔪