Rachel L. Beitsch

Editor by nature & profession. Writer of weird-ass short stories (RAIN TO AIFA & OTHER STORIES). Jewish poet. Comics geek. Sings to vegetables a lot.

[Rachel L. Beitsch @RLBword]

I would say at least 85% of my tweets are about food, which makes sense because food is probably the most eventful thing in my life.

[Rachel L. Beitsch @RLBword]

@GailSimone A friend got me this book and a set of colored pencils for my 13th birthday. It's still on my shelf and one of the best birthday presents I ever got.

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

Don't know much about geography. Don't know much trigonometry. Don't know much about algebra. Don't know what a slide rule is for. I'll be your pilot this evening.

[Eric Feurer @EricFeurer]

a southern white lady stubbing her toe:

[Natania Barron @NataniaBarron]

Which medieval snail are you today? Tag yourself (or your friends)

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Rachel L. Beitsch @RLBword]

Wait what

[Talia Lavin @mobydickenergy]

apparently there is a brush that will just? give curly hair super cute Jazz Age ringlets? with no frizz or product? and NO ONE TOLD ME for 33 YEARS 😤 it is called a Denman Brush apparently and i had to find out on REDDIT

[Rachel L. Beitsch @RLBword]

I guess it would be nice if someday I had an award named after me and it wasn't one of those awards for being an idiot

[stu @rinbcage]

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

[Rachel L. Beitsch @RLBword]

It has occurred to my niece, and therefore to me, that if there isn't already a @StrongBadActual perfume commercial, there really should be one. Any leads?

[Paint Names Bot @PaintNames]

Rose-N-Cream Pooh

[Paint Names Bot @PaintNames]

Chris

[Rachel L. Beitsch @RLBword]

@KateElliottSFF Yerushalmi kugel comes to mind.
https://t.co/CGW0bfiDOz

[Liron Kopinsky 🇮🇱 Am Yisrael Chai @ldkop]

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I'm sorry. This is a דם post

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

No I can’t give you “bus money” Buses are 150 thousand dollars

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Are you done with your fries?

Wife: No. Do you know how you can tell?

Me: How?

Wife: I still have fries.