Riley Dawson Hushak

Sometimes things come out of my hands and into the internet

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

If I could be any celebrity, I would be Jeff probst

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@MaraWilson Yes, in my experience (Midwest). But the 9th graders in the 8/9 building were usually not “freshmen” because it didn’t feel like high school yet.

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@johnnyboylane @Jesse_bslade It’s not about how much time is left, it’s about holding him accountable for committing crimes. You don’t just not punish an employee who shits on your desk because they already gave 2 weeks notice.

[Cindy (readwithcindy.com) @readwithcindy]

just bc i read a lot of books doesn't mean i'm smart. in fact i'm a fucking idiot

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

What happened to the (assumingly) regular sized dog that Clifford came out of

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

do you no what

get out of my house

[Tríona Tree Farrell @Treestumped]

Mentally I am here.

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

It’s not even a good joke but the group I texted it to didn’t respond so I’m putting it here for a small chance at validation

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@EmilyMarie602 Omg my friend and I were texting about this. It’s not rocket science people!! How did they all turn out so badly?!?

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@thelindsayellis Same bitch, I cried when a professor had the audacity to give me a C in college

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@theebop Lol we do too. Found it at the Salvation Army for 50c

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@whyaredads Memoirs of a Geisha! Weird, yes. But true

[your friend, Dracula @Remember_Sarah]

Without downloading new pics, mentally where are you?

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@ljgolder YES GIRL HE WAS

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

Why is it national dog day every 7 weeks

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

This just in: survivor theme song still slaps after 20 years

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

Did joslyn fox fit her entire s6 wardrobe in a carryon

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@Librarian_witch HE REPLY GUY’D OUR DISCUSSION OF MISONGYNY IN THE WORKPLACE

[Riley Dawson Hushak @rldawson]

@Librarian_witch Ugh so! A couple years ago one of my female colleagues and I were discussing how we felt like an older man at work was condescending and rude to women. And then a different man overheard us and jutted in to say “I know him and he’s not like that, you probably just misinterpreted”