Ruthie Leigh

If your man has a diamond necklace that says "Open Marriage," that's a deal-breaker, ladies

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

Here's your Armenian moment for the day world:
My mom talking to her cousin on the phone: "Antranik? Hello? Antranik did you butt dial me? Oh well, at least your butt is thinking of me..."

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

I checked in at Active Culture on #Yelp https://t.co/S6RAFCxdDc

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@tittahbyte Hang in sis and keep going. ❤️❤️‍🩹🙆🏻‍♀️

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

Banana nut muffins with my nut muffins (@ Egg Works) on #Yelp https://t.co/rJIYaPEn3p

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

BLOW IT UP. SHUT IT DOWN.

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@iamjesseshow Goodbye world, goodbye future son

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@JazzyTsunami I wish I had chosen kill them immediately

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

I checked in at Taqueria El Ranchero on #Yelp https://t.co/OOp1BWA8Ix

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@jazzthenoise Remember these days!! 😍😘👶🏾👶🏾👶🏾

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Good morning I'm ready to take things personally

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@bryjeahia 😂😂 CHOMP CHOMP BISH

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Breathe deeply and tell yourself that you will survive. Move on. Spring is coming.

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@bryjeahia ITS ESPRESSO BRYJE GAH I CANT HELP IT

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@jazzthenoise Watch out they comin for you next after this

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

if u die at Coachella u respawn at the nearest forever 21

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

Cleaning up my photos and noticing that it's all just screen shots of me trolling people.

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

There is nothing more disappointing in this life than a post-shower poop.

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@choyesterday All part of a grand bday surprise for you PTL

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

@ambamm welcome to your new Bible commentary...

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

I can get behind almost any flavor except black licorice and fish sauce. This meal is the latter and it's really harshing my vibe.

[Ruthie Leigh @rleigh808]

You ever order a disappointing thing at a restaurant and tell yourself within the first few bites "if you just eat the whole thing you'll learn to like it"? I'm doing it and it might be working but i might not be breathing in...