Rebekah Hooker

❂ UNCG 18 ❂

[Shannon’s Spanx @Shannonsspanx]

my mom: you better not be chewing on the polly pocket clothes again
me:

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Bravo fans will be like, “I have too much on my plate right now,” and it’s literally just the fall schedule on Bravo

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[𝓪 @ang22la]

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

[BIBA @bibaliography]

the worst part about being a yapper is when ur mid yap and realize how much you’ve yapped but you’re not even half way done w the yap so all u can do is apologize and keep yapping

[Brack @brackNmild]

Dr pepper

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

One day you’re hot, young and fun and the next you’re a little too into the NYT mini crossword

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people on social media that don’t post anything

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Sorry brother I can’t come out, I gotta wait for my candle to burn a little bit longer so as to avoid tunneling

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this is how your email finds me

[Josh Black @SirJoshuaBlack]

Me after hitting “no tip” and turning the tablet back around

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Making dinner Doing the dishes

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

If Stranger Things was British