Rachael Segraves

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

"it's kind of a little nice to be alive" #grantquotes #5yearoldwisdom

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Any politicians looking for a platform to run on? Eliminate daylight savings #youvegotmyvote #worstmondayoftheyear #DaylightSavings

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Is eating an entire bag of cookies bad for you? #AskingForAFriend #DeathByChocolateChipCookies

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

75° during the week, 65° on the weekend.....c'mon San Diego...sabatoging my beach plans #onlyinSD #socalwinters

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

@BeccaNaka 😨😨 what in the world!!

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

#Netflix reads minds.... Was thinking about Talladega Nights all day and there is was #thanksnetflix

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Everytime I see Arnold Schwarzenegger in a movie #proudcalifornian #thegovernator

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Parents,
stop dressing your kids so well. They have more stylish clothes than I do. #doesthatdresscomeinmysize

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

I totally forgot how mean lunch & recess supervisors can be. Is a job requirement hating children? #throwback #happyfirstdayofschool

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

PSA: Chipotle's queso is gross. Eat at your own risk #somuchregret

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Current mood #SurvivingFriday

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Got up and moved seats in church because of a gum smacker #grossgrossgross

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

@connersegraves Whoohoo 💃💃💃💃💃

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Just found out #chipotle now serves queso #chipotlequeso #ilovecheese #howmuchcheeseistoomuchcheese

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

@connersegraves For the record, Brandons my favorite 😁

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

It's only noon, but I already have my post-work nap planned #adulting #I❤️Naps #tattooidea

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

It's 2017 and I just got a fax #oldschool

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Today can be over already... #RIPChesterBennington #OJSimpsonParole

[Rachael Segraves @rlilgrenz]

Anyone want to donate two #comiccon2017 passes to me 😁