Rachel Rosenthal

Did you take my biscuit?

[Rachel Rosenthal @rlilia48]

If you don’t like oatmeal grow up!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Vaccines are good.

Anti-depressants are good.

Modern medicine is good.

Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.

[grovy @grovymango]

My friends are celebrities to me. They are gorgeous. I want to know what they ate today. They are very cool and awesome and talented to me.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

they should make a cigarette that cats can smoke…. i know they want to

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

“I didn’t want to be pregnant” is actually the only reason a woman needs

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[Rachel Rosenthal @rlilia48]

Patient at clinical looked at my name tag and said “oh a Rosenthal, yeah? Shalom!” And I almost responded with “Si” 😳

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[clare @sadderlizards]

stomach ache again

[peter @arabatman_]

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

[Rachel Rosenthal @rlilia48]

@meatballmia wowwwwwww I love you

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

literally

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i love being a pedestrian i loove having the right of way it is like a drug to me

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my favorite flavor of ice cream

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i know so many more things than a baby so when i meet a baby it’s hard to respect them

[Rachel Rosenthal @rlilia48]

@DrBobBeare Make time to regularly connect with your body, whether it’s through nature, spending time with a loved one, or snuggling with an animal

[christover @bored2die]

Been farting at work more lately idgaf anymore