Really Funny Dragon

Every time I sneeze, I breathe fire. I have a cold right now and I've blown up, like, 12 computers just trying to type this bio. Shoe size 345.

[Really Funny Dragon @rllyfunnydragon]

@DonaldTrump why does my husband keep losing his marbles. Answer or you will be in a peach again.

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@DonaldTrump my husband eats too many pickles

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@realDonaldTrump my husband is insane

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@LGebbinck @thediddy1985 @ThrillaRilla369 @dom_lucre She was born mentally disabled from birth trauma, that's not the same as food or drug problems or gene mutations. She was brain injured during birth and then given a lobotomy.

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@coolwholockian No, that's what they DON'T do.

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@TeawithTolkien I was literally JUST thinking about him

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@youaretreasured I'm currently reading the mysterious benedict society but you've probably already read them

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@TeawithTolkien I'm very basic because mine are Ainunlindalë, Of Beren and Luthien, and Of Túrin Turambar 😂

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20. I don't want to insult myself.

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they’re a ten but they can’t watch lord of the rings without providing a running commentary

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they’re a ten but they can’t watch lord of the rings without providing a running commentary

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@pedrogabwriter @TeawithTolkien And your mate, budpatine

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@TeawithTolkien Always decaf java chip from starbucks. If someone takes me there. If I'm picking, I'd rather a milkshake from mcds

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@otterhismind @lukeisamazing 33 could possibly mean 21.... Anyway, 33 is the age they are no longer in their "tweens" (yes, tolkien invented the age category "tweenager"), and come into their inheritance

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@otterhismind @lukeisamazing 33

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@lukeisamazing But remember, Pippin isn't even the human equivalent of 18 yet.

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@youaretreasured When are you going to publish a book?

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@JRRTolkien Unintentionally, it was september 22nd! (2013, I was 11)

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@SketchesbyBoze John York

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@youaretreasured I love your user!

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@Skoog Did it hurt? When a beam from the council of Elrond set fell on your head and knocked you out?