RL Ramakrishnan

Advertising & Marketing Consultant. Wildlife enthusiast. Love dogs, books, food and movies. And rock'n'roll.

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Chhattisgarh attack: '400 Maoists ambushed security personnel from three sides' https://t.co/Qmu6vZ2Uzz via @timesofindia

Hight time to rid India of these cockroaches.

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@seagullbooks @Cric_Writer @eNewsroom https://t.co/DWXU2ZP3ot

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@BJP4Karnataka No, no... it's Raul Vinci aka 'Ghandy'. Please don't forget the pasta connection. 😂

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@azhar80 @majorgauravarya Obviously, understanding English was never your strength. Read my tweet all over again letter by letter, to figure out what it meant. When you understand it properly, come back and get your backside kicked all over again.

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@RahulGandhi Aur, aapki dimag kharab. 😂

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@azhar80 @majorgauravarya Sirji, when your whole nation is world famous for holding out a katori to every nation for something or the other, we Indians are not qualified to be in your league. Ask Saudi Arabia, UAE, USA, Turkey or China. They will institute a Nobel prize in begging only for Pakistan. 😂

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@LasaniLogistics @sriazulhaq @majorgauravarya Rubbish. The average Indian is not at all bothered. You know why Indian crows fly upside down when they fly over Pakistan? Even they don't give a crap!

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Begging karna hum aap logon ke liye rakhte hain. Pehle Saudi Arabia se, phir UAE se, phir USA se, phir Turkey se, finally China se. Tsk, tsk. Ab baaki koi nahin raha.

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@sriazulhaq @majorgauravarya You really think we care a fig whether or not you buy medicines, sugar or cotton from India? Trust me, no Indian is going to lose any sleep on that account. Now that your free meal tickets from Saudi Arabia and UAE has been cut off, it's best you look at China, if they will.

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@azhar80 @majorgauravarya Sirji!!! Aapke naam mein bhi 'Beg' kehta hai!!!

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@AnupamPKher Praying for her quick and speedy recovery!

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@PaulSP1982 @HajiSpeaks @majorgauravarya @PTIofficial We can send them Gomutra in vaccine vials. They will never know the difference. Next thing you know, they all will be singing bhajans and kirtans. 🤣

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@dolly_sud Shows a terrific upbringing of the kids by their parents! Kudos to such parents!

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@dwight_pandey @ARanganathan72 These days, even beggars at traffic signals don't accept ₹1, are you so naive to believe that he actually works for ₹1? He must be collecting a hefty sum under the table. And this is only from Punjab. Now extrapolate it to the other states where he's also lagaoing choona.

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@ANI Pisi-Bhaipo days are numbered. After May 2, they will be looking for other jobs. Their resumes are already out on https://t.co/hn2eqehJtn

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@rthak50 @Sassy_Pharm Its a bull, not a cow.

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If you had seen very carefully, you would have observed that it's a bull, and not a cow as you have mentioned. 🤣🤣🤣

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@KirenRijiju Bravo, our defenders!!! Jai Hind!!! We shall forever be indebted to you for protecting us.

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@podadei987 @KirenRijiju @narendramodi @rajnathsingh @DrSJaishankar @RahulGandhi If you have so much apprehension about the Indian Armed Forces, why didn't you join up and serve where they are? It's easy to talk big from the comfort of your living room when others are serving in the frontline.

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@Ramsuresch @BeenaPP1 @tushar_kn @KvysakhK @arrahman That's the way हिन्दी is spelt in Uttarakhand, Uttar Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh, Bihar or Jharkhand.