rodney

If you’re bored then you’re boring.

[rodney @rlthewolf]

@sw1ssarmyknife I read this as “britches” at first I was upset because “you’re getting too big for your pants” sounds rude and just doesn’t hit the same.

[rodney @rlthewolf]

@penandjen c’est la vie

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@Dianexis

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“Fuck my stupid child life”

There’s starving kids in Africa who would love to jam Creed on the way home from their spreadsheet job.

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@scubafire4 @zachgg @Wendigoon8 Yup, there was no question in my mind.

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@Dianexis Mandatory.

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“The thing about being the weirdest guy in San Francisco, is that it puts you in the running for being one of the weirdest guys in the world”.

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@penandjen

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@penandjen Better than back rooms?

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@oliveegger I choose to believe.

[rodney @rlthewolf]

@traderjoeslut Also love a burger with all the breakfast stuff on it.

[rodney @rlthewolf]

@traderjoeslut Breakfast tacos or klobasneks.

[s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ @janefkndoe]

Me, flirting.

[rodney @rlthewolf]

Maybach in the Taco Bell drive thru. Living Mas.

[Kasey @digitalspaz]

Happy Killdozer Day.

Due to the economy, expectations have been lowered.

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@RichOToole

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[rodney @rlthewolf]

Stuck in traffic next to an old woman in a red convertible dressed like Rob Halford and she is JAMMING.

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@JackdawJackal Same man, same.

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

far with far son.