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i miss picking my nose in public

[New York Post @nypost]

Colombian cartels executing people who break coronavirus lockdown https://t.co/IY9sXWyzrh

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as a bitchy grocery cashier i just want to say fuck ur mood

[Page Six @PageSix]

Alan Dershowitz hasn't been seen at his favorite nude beach in months https://t.co/K1zO1p2g8C

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i don’t think getting murdered is necessarily worse than getting fucked

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@brahvoe also, see: isis

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@GovAndyBeshear @djaycameron @DanielCameronAG @RepJohnYarmuth @RandPaul @senatemajldr FIRE AND CHARGE ALL 3 OFFICERS & BAN NO KNOCK WARRANTS #JusticeForBreonna

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

For the record. I am not a Democrat and I am not Republican so you can miss me with all your Left-Right talk.. Both Wings are on the same Bird.

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just to be clear, i hate men everyday

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i hate women and children today

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@saududa yeah it’s fucked

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mayor pete is drinking hot cocoa out of an all lives matter mug in my kitchen

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getting my loved ones hammers & sickles for the holidays

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@billygrippo the b&w

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like this tweet if u want me to ruin ur life

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am i more of a jeff bezos or a jeff epstein?

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there's been an alien stuck between my teeth for a week :(

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click here to read why i let an enchanted group of friendly forest creatures perform my nightly 9 step dental hygiene routine