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colored hair • pomeranians • piercings • tattoos • tech nerd • woodworking • naps • the girl with the Dream Theater tattoos

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@SpeedFreaks They say he was speaking with medical personnel. Terrible!

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

Never expected to see a KO during a @NASCAR_Xfinity race 🥴 Poor dude wins and eats shit after. I hope he’s okay!

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@SportsRadioWIP you have two people hosting a show now that don’t know ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey. Got the girl saying it’s Bon Jovi… in the age of the damn Internet. Why embarrass yourselves? Maybe have your interns teach them what Google is? What a nightmare

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@DrewAfualo You didn’t have to do Baby Bop like that Drew 😂👏

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@justfellapart_ I walked outside and thought I was gonna need like 45 mins away from work. Wasn’t even 4-5 minutes 😭 Soooo smooth compared to HTE

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@Domomoom @evangelionkarma @RollingStone @billieeilish As was already said.. she has not lived with her mother or father for quite some time now.

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

stop crying you’re making me cry 😭😭

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Jason Kelce immediately breaks down into tears at the beginning of his retirement announcement.

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@Bighugh53 fuck that tree is right.. my exact sentiment every. single. christmas. gotta execute an entire workout and risk a hospital trip or two just to get the piece of shit set up and put away. no thanks 😂💀👏

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@ugabarstool This just in: bulldogs breathe heavy as fuck! What a fucking take, PETA. Shove it up your ass and stop twisting weird shit to fund your bullshit ass campaigns 🙄

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@howardeskin that illiterate “I’ll bEaT u WiFf iN a InCh Of uR LiFe” waste of air you just hung up with was a nightmare to listen to. I honestly feel dumber. Then the one that followed 😂 They all sound like when you’re trying to argue with a toddler. They’re all the toddlers.

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@jameslabrie Omg. I’m in love with this picture!

[Jonny @JonnyHeller]

14 years ago today, one of the loudest moments in CBP history.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

“Fuck the Bravos, and whoever the fuck we play next, and always the Mets.”

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@RhubarbBrown I think you should take your issue up with the Atlanta Braves, you fucking cube, it’s their stupid “thing.” The @Phillies and us, THEIR FANS, are always on the firing line for being ‘sO hOrRiBlE’ — absolute bullshit. Take your issue up w the source. #RedOctober bitches ⚾️

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Braves season is over, roll credits

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@LiveNation this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever experienced

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@Bighugh53 Sending so much love and light to you and your family during this difficult time, Hugh. You can tell you raised an intelligent, caring, talented young man who had a shining soul. Praying that you can all take a piece of that light to carry with you for solace and peace ❤️

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@JonMarksMedia it sounds like you absolutely have a prostate issue my dude - that is coming directly from my 68 year old Dad who is really concerned for your health after listening to your bathroom schedule 😳

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@AmazonHelp @amazon it’s absolutely INSANE how disgustingly unhelpful and impersonal your customer service is. My business spent over $20,000 with your company last year. After the experience I had this weekend and today, I’d rather set that money on fire than give it to you.

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓣⓔⓝ @rlygreenturtle]

@JackFritzWIP I’M SO HAPPY U GUYS WERE FUCKING RIGHT LFGGGG ❤️👏