the human went out tonight. and i hope they’re having fun. but i can’t fall asleep. until they’ve returned safe and sound. so for the sake of my snoozle. please hurry home
In my past relationship, whenever I wouldn’t hear from her for a while I would fear that she was cheating. In my current relationship, when I don’t hear from her I know she’s napping. That’s what you call an upgrade
I am SOOO ready to get this bread, mashed potatoes, cheesy potatoes, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, apple pie, corn, more mashed potatoes, and more bread this week
Don’t slide in my DM’s when you have a girl cause I’m really going to tell on you. Nobody told me when I was out here looking extra goofy, so I am not the one.
boyfriend: are you mad about something?
me: no...
don’t say it
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me: I just think it’s funny how
Keepin up with your girlfriend's work-related rants is the ultimate stress I swear. Way too many characters. Every single day it's somethin like "guess what that bitch Karen did this time"...I ent even got a fuckin clue which one Karen is for a start