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[M @rm_mrtn]

@itsonlyaubrey 🥹so adorable

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

historically, this color was only worn in chocolate factories

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how my wife stands while she watches me sign the finance papers for a brand new ford F150 raptor

[s @serotonenn]

how do u not know ball

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

his lawyer look like a disheleved alcoholic my boy comin home

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

flexin don’t gotta make sense

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

this is my cousin Greg— one time he spent $10,000 on a souped up Ford Escort only to drive it so hard into a curb the transmission shot up into the back seat and instead of calling insurance he just lit it on fire and then said “I lit it on fire” when the cops asked what happened

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

I would pay to see Shaq kick the living shit out of Gronk

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

"You actually gonna watch Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul???"

Listen man for the millionth time. I don't be doing shit. I just be at the crib, man. Anytime you ask me "you really gonna watch such and such?" the answer is more than likely yes.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

There’s a part of my childhood that’s gone forever if Tyson lose tonight. Like if jordan got crossed up by Mr beast

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Donald Trump has nominated Gríma Wormtongue as ambassador to the Kingdom of Rohan

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Donald Trump has nominated Saruman the White as the Environmental Protection Agency administrator

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Here's why Top Golf works. A very small segment of the population plays golf and of that very small segment, very few are delusional about how good they are. Golf is a sport that forces you to be honest with yourself. No one to point the finger at but yourself. No one is going in Top Golf and taking themselves seriously. Basketball on the other hand- everyone hoops and a vast majority are delusional about how good they are. That place is gonna smell like underarm funk,Heineken breath arguments, 2006 state semifinals broken dreams and fried pickles.