Monty

Bachelors in Film and TV 📺 Masters in Television Fiction Writing ✍️ Manchester United 🔴⚪️⚫️ New York Knicks 🧡💙

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@Rise_world_Int

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@Rise_world_Int

[Monty @rm_punkk]

How to farm engagement 101.

Step 1: Purposefully get information wrong.

Step 2: Make that information in regards to the biggest club in the world.

Step 3: Sit back and look stupid.

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

The most expensive signings in Premier League history 💰

[Monty @rm_punkk]

Mark my words, City have been made aware of their punishment and it’ll be a transfer ban of at least two years. Hence the spending spree. Not much of a punishment if you’ve been given a heads up and allowed to plan ahead

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷

Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale.

Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

I've had some horrid takes of my own but Ben Foster suggesting Kobbie Mainoo needs to go on loan is horrendous.

Like he's not watched United at all this year. He starts almost every game under Carrick and didn't start against Hull because he came back late this summer.

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@I_amMukhtar @chelsmufc Scousers be scousing

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@James_J_Marlow Chat shit, get banged up

[Monty @rm_punkk]

None of them really mattered? @Carra23 is on the verge of bankruptcy because he didn’t think paying his taxes mattered. Does he think anything matters?

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@talkSPORT A few months ago people were telling us we didn’t have the depth in midfield to play 2 games a week. Now we do and it’s all of a sudden because we don’t trust Mainoo

[Monty @rm_punkk]

He’s not

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

@markgoldbridge You're better than this Mark.

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@Muppetiers @markgoldbridge He’s not

[Monty @rm_punkk]

Imagine having to apologise for simply telling the truth

[utdreport @utdreport]

Youri Tielemans via Ig:

“Never meant for my words in the press yesterday to offend anyone or undermine the institution of Aston Villa Football Club which I massively respect and I'm grateful to for the past 3 years. I must however admit my mistake and apologise for my choice of words, will be more careful in the future. Wishing the club the best in the future.”

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@KeviJayOgy @handsomepostie About as intelligent a reply as I could possibly expect from you lot

[Monty @rm_punkk]

I’ve watched this video multiple times today and it’s one of the most vile and unhinged things I’ve ever seen. The way he goes from smirking to suddenly switching to that cold twisted evil expression is extremely chilling

[Daniel @ListenToLewko]

The face of pure hatred. An Irish citizen visiting France, tells two Jewish visitors he's sorry Hitler didn't finish the job. They started videoing him and he threatens to kill them.

Identified himself as "Paddy from Ireland".

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

🚨 Mason Mount has gone off injured in the 19th minute and has been replaced by Tyler Fletcher.

#MUFC

[Monty @rm_punkk]

@Carrick_Era16 @tedio74 People have got to stop sharing anything that comes out of that channel. Ur just giving him exactly what he wants. It’s pure rage bait so people share it. Just ignore the twat

[Monty @rm_punkk]

Exact kind of character we should be avoiding. So glad we swerved him.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Al Hilal reach agreement with West Ham United to sign Crysencio Summerville. Deal for 24yo #WHUFC winger worth ~€80m & #Netherlands int’l scheduled to undergo #AlHilal medical. Long-term contract ready, pending final authorisations @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Hr429OPfhF

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

I LOVE YOU SPAIN!!!!!!! @perfectKendallJ

[Monty @rm_punkk]

I’m ready to be completely delusional for a month before being crushed again

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 Manchester United is the ONLY option for Vinícius Júnior if he leaves Real Madrid. This is due to the financial conditions. Madrid have been very clear: either he extends his contract or they’ll try to sell him this summer. #MUFC [@Romain_Molina]