Rasmus Mackeprang 🇩🇰

Ex-scientist skydiver turned evil teacher turned bank employee. ("Evil" goes without saying)

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@OAlexanderDK It can’t be produced in the US any time soon. That’s a lot of specialized skilled labor.

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@dreamsofskies I remember having a wound on my forehead glued in the 1980’s, so it’s not *that* recent an advancement.

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@AarhusGinger Jeg er sikker på, at Netcompany kan give et tilbud…

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@stfeldt Hov hov. Vi har bare *mindre* korruption end andre lande. Det kan være, at tyske indkøbsansvarlige får en lille goodie bag oveni.

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@BriannaWu Fiercely happy about my wife’s poor taste in men. 😉

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After the latest temper tantrum about Greenland from the orange one, the Danish Parliament decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of Denmark

To honor to Danish Vikings who traveled there 900 years ago

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@stfeldt Er du klar over, at man kan tage betrækket af og vaske det?

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@stfeldt Spørg Grækenland og Tyrkiet…

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@OAlexanderDK Hey, når de har ret, så har de ret. 🤷‍♂️😂

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@stinuslindgreen Rhymin’ Man fra samme plade handler om Jesse Jackson, og han havde også et horn i siden på Tipper Gore (Porn Wars). Der *er* jo også linjen om at “Democrats are swell, if all you own is what you wear”, men agreed: Dickie’s Such an Asshole.

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@stfeldt Han vrøvler…

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@MadisonKittay Only until they exit the womb. Then they’re on their own, lazy moochers.

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@dailybeanspod Also, you can say whatever the f*ck you want. Some of us just may not want to listen to you, and we may even tell you that (together with a few choice words about your upbringing).

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@HenMazzig @MalcolmNance Honest question: Israeli forces operate freely in Gaza, the West Bank and Lebanon. Western forces assist in defending against Iranian missile strikes. How, exactly, is Israel being “denied” anything?

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@archer_rs One is geometry and being able to count. The other is cartography and not being able to count.

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@blommeregner Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?

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@MadisonKittay https://t.co/TrcS1ilmUH

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@blommeregner Er det Rød Aalborg eller Linie? Måske en fræk porse?

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@jessiegender I have a Danish flag in my profile to signal “non-native English speaker”. Does that have connotations, I should know about, or is it only Stars & Stripes?