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THIS IS NOT REALLY RACHEL MADDOW. FOR A MODEL UN CONFERENCE. NOT IN ANY WAY ASSOCIATED WITH RACHEL MADDOW, THE GREAT.

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Sappho of Lesbos INDIRECTLY MURDERED PHAEDRUS OF POTIDEA WITH A PRIESTESS. PLOT TWIST. #CMONKEYnews

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Delegate dance? lol. #CMONKEYNEWS

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I need an aspirin. I really am I pleasant person, I promise. #CMONKEYNEWS #Stressfulassignments #SouthAmericaisawesome

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Directive Give it Back: publicity stunt? It came with press release with frank appeal for money and support. Seems awk with rest of directve

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Directive Get Money passed hiring JP Morgan broker to invest in budding companies (Gap, TexInst, Dell). Will help finance beyond fundraisers

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directive "Give it Back" passed to give portfolio powers and financing resources from dismissed Todd McCormick to Ophelia Dahl #CMONKEYNEWS

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New article concerning the recent actions of PIH and the possible motivations behind them. http://t.co/8zyFUe2J9C #CMONKEYNEWS

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Simple fundraising in the rest will not be able to finance PIH in a reliable, sustainable way. Solutions? Stay tuned. #CMONKEYNEWS

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New Development! After much hesitation Doctors without Borders willing to send non Haitian medical staff to assist PIH. #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH's main competitor (PIM) now willing to partner with PIH after construction of new, image rebuilding hospital. #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH discusses opening new HIV programs before discussing their need for funding. Priorities people #CMONKEYNEWS

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By overwhelming majority, PIH decides to build new hospital in Miravilais. Now their reputation is secure, right? #CMONKEYNEWS

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"Your legitimacy rests on building a new hospital in the next 10 minutes." - Crisis PIH. #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH has $35.8 mill in account. A new hospital in Miravalais costs $34 mill. Need to build new hospital to improve pub image. #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH is working on fifty things at once! Or so it seems. Stay tuned for article showing how they all play together. #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH continues to combat HIV/AIDS with new directive on proper needles usage, education med staff and public. #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH is passing directives faster than my bowels after a juice cleanse. #CMONKEYNEWS

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Partners in Medicine is threatening PIH's competitiveness in Haitian health care. This feel odd to you too? #CMONKEYNEWS

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PIH in crisis! their legitimacy is being placed in question both in Haiti and the West. How are they to tackle such a problem #CMONKEYNEWS

[RachelMaddowCMUNCE @rmaddowcmunce]

Soviet politburo spent an hour pointing fingers in a gushing blood bath. Sourced from my returned roommate #CMONKEYNEWS