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[ryan @rmaple9]

How it feels

[Every Heat (1995) Frame In Order @heatframes]

HEAT (1995) - FRAME 1333

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My boss asked if I wanted to go to Chile 30 min after I tweeted this

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Casual AAVE Radiohead be like: Chil E

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How fortunate for the Minnesota Vikings that we have Justin Jefferson on our team. (Not to mention the Ginger Avenger off the bench)

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Why would you AI a hot dog

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Living a New York ass life in Minneapolis Minnesota

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@scobytweets Empower Women 100

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Casual AAVE Radiohead be like: Chil E

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@GayJ__

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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the tassel loafers

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The way people drive after work in downtown makes so much more sense if you assume they are driving off two happy hour glasses of wine or a barrio margarita

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Imagining the type of guy who buys a $400 cashmere sweater from Ralph Lauren, drapes it over his shoulders the whole nine yards, just to get no play at the final summer weekend at the country club

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@scobytweets Which oomf

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@MiranNaranja Damnnnnn

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The ultimate move for balding white guys is to get a big religious with it

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Recreating christianity from first principles

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@scobytweets My chicken salad more goated but whatev

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Knebworth 96 30 year anniversary this one’s for the birds

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The first thing I grab personally is my balls

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[ryan @rmaple9]

Then I’m gay as hell

[expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting]

Is it gay for a man to use sensodyne toothpaste