Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️

World’s most okayest pilot. Lover of things made of metal moving parts. Chad LARPer.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo Assuming a MSM hiding behind the flap, she’s got an AFG campaign ribbon and an Air Medal with at least a bronze OLC. The rest are just standard rank/PCS flare. It’s silly but it’s more than most.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo I have an uncle who had a brief love affair with a Riva, doesn’t quite measure up to the real thing. you’re always a man of taste.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo @WMcluskey No sweat, the best alter-ego pickup lines I’ve ever heard were from pilots. My favorite was a guy that used to say he composed the music for the weather channel.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo O-3’s seeing the poll results…

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@SullyBobbi This, but replace “the children” with “everyone who isn’t on ConTwitter”

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@hoplopfheil

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo Oh disregard, I forgot the one in downtown FWB.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo Was he at the Publix in Navarre, or the Publix in Destin Commons? Different beasts…

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@MCCCANM Aside from the psychological hurdle of flying in a plane without a pilot, getting the blue screen doesn’t mean that the planes fall out of the sky, they revert to the internal lost-link flight plan. We know it’s more complex than that, but for the lay folks, that’s the gist.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo I logged most of my time in a Toyota Hiace van, I liked driving it *because* it was an inferior, poorly made vehicle.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo The shorthand and nicknames would be easy too, “did my time at Fort Archie in ‘04-07”, “Camp Thad had the best class six”

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo Poitiers might be cliché, but good is good…

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo @Snakeeater36 *allegedly*, a guy in my class -*allegedly* faced the back of the cell bent over showing his goods when the guards opened the door. At least the bullshitting at the bar after getting back from the field was fun.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@MylesTeteak @Big_Flange @DefiantLs Fair enough, it is an interesting question.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@MCCCANM Do it. I got my navitimer from Crown & Caiber (similar to Bob’s Watches), and it was basically brand new, but with drive-it-off-the-lot depreciation already out of the way.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo I mean, I met a MSgt once whose métier in life was the operation of his M2A burner unit… if I had met him at an airport bar and he told me a story about his boner for serving hot chow I would assume he was bullshitting me.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo Modern day version of "Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong" vignette from ‘The ThingsThey Carried’.

[Dinosaurus 🇺🇸 ✈️ @rmarsh06]

@6Voodoo ‘Pepper’ by Butthole Surfers has been my go-to for years. It’s a real Rorschach test for the audience.