🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez

I've been hacked... ;-)

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

Met an INTJ on a dating app. I’m INTP. I said “INTJs are almost as cool as INTPs but who am I to judge”. I got blocked.

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @graciefacelove Did you teach her about ugly people?

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew Sure that’s a geographic. Not a bad idea if your concerns are local policy. But if you are worried about bigger policy… are you ‘storm the capital’ or find some reasonable option to lead…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew Understood. No offense. I find your commitment to family & your philosophy inspiring just a pragmatic person.. ‘want’ doesn’t equal ‘plan’

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew Or are you just raging at the rain? (That’s valid therapy I assume)

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew So what’s your plan? The right sucks too maybe. All in on finding a third party? I think that’s the next step but not optimistic it will go well. I’ve lived in a lesser evil world my whole life…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@kimprovising https://t.co/Zs9aLG5nI3

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@kimprovising Maybe puppies?

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew You are the weirdest combo of “committing your whole life to the basic pattern we were taught & questioning every other pattern”. It’s super interesting…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @GuitarGuyHaner I don’t think comedy will ever die although most of my fave comedians have. Hoping a new set of legends emerge…. But it will be harder now. So much comp & politics. I don’t think there can ever be another Elvis or comedy wise Eddie, Robin, Pryor, etc. but we’ll see…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @ChuckCallesto Side 1 is long term professionals on record & side 2 is unsubstantiated tweets. Yes I think we’ve embraced that dynamic quite well…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@kimprovising Registering for & researching their mobile app is the key need. FastPass is no longer a thing. There is a paid option now.

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew I was just joking. To some extent this isn’t new…. But in the grand scheme of Empire lifecycle it is alarming

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @mominbayarea Sure. If you believe in math there are dozens of other things folks could do that would make their families safer than a loaded gun…. But we love an easy (albeit unpredictable) answer so long as the talking heads can rationalize it…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @mominbayarea Subjectively I feel like the NRA or fun enthusiasts weighing in on the ‘dead children’ gun crisis is like big pharma or heroin addicts weighing in on the opioid crisis…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @mominbayarea Well on that level I’m glad you are so responsible & your hubby is professional and you optimize this option. Unfortunately not everyone does… similar to pain killers, & alcohol & every other addiction…

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew @mominbayarea Not to directly quote Jim Jeffries - but how do you balance that if it’s loaded & lying around kids are more likely so shoot each other than a bad guy & if it’s not then what protection is in a crisis?

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@wook_chuck Yes…. but it’s a slippery slope…. proceed with caution.

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈 Randy Martinez @rmartine]

@MadLew To make us feel better: a move away from partisan politics. In the grand plan: doesn’t matter. The universe knows what it’s doing…. we just rage because we’re not consulted…