Rachel_ @_Random

hot mess express, solid 6 with a personality of a 7 but thinks it’s a 10.

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Getting ghosted for having a full time career. How the tables have turned.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dorothy: We’re not in Kansas anymore.
Abortion rights voters: Oh yes we are.

[Shannon The Dude @ShannonTheDude]

I know this is Axl Rose but all I see is Mark Stoops with hair.

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Get yourself a dog with anxiety and separation issues. You will have so much anxiety about your dog’s anxiety, you won’t eat and want to constantly walk your dog. Follow me for more diet tips 😂😂

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Named my dog Goose. Come at me.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Kentucky - YOU'RE IN! 🕺

Welcome to #MarchMadness, @KentuckyMBB! #SelectionSunday

[Chris Fisher @ChrisFisherKY]

That nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach? That can only mean one thing: Kentucky is playing basketball in March.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Nice having you here Auburn. Have a safe trip back

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Now they’re discussing coffee beans and I am just enthralled. Columbian? Brazilian? The plot thickens.

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Listening to the table next to me having an intense discussion of cheddar and Monterrey Jack. This is too intense to leave now.

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

@KLWelsh @CoachChaf Negative. Down by 18

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

@KLWelsh @CoachChaf Only down by 8 now 😑

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

@rachelcmcmahan I have cornhole on Wednesday’s and I look forward to it each week!

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Rams Fans are like, “Ya it would be cool if we won. When’s the game?” And Bengals fans are like “IF WE WIN MY GRANDFATHER’S SOUL WILL BE FREED!!!”

[T.J. Houshmandzadeh @housh84]

Congratulations NFL, refs gave RAMS this game

[Rachel_ @_Random @rmboem]

Welcome to online dating 🙄🙄

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

I literally can not take online dating anymore how is a guy going to be insane about a Starbucks date ?????

[Lindsay Patterson @LndsPatterson]

Patrick Mahomes is 0-2 vs. Joe Burrow

[Skyline Chili @Skyline_Chili]

Brrr…it’s about to get real chili in Kansas City. 🥶

[T.J. Houshmandzadeh @housh84]

WHO DEY 🐅