Ryan McAleer

Éire 🅱️🅰️ss he🅰️d I am part of the .017/8billion with red hair blue eyes @keefgingkun

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How many people can say their passports match their hair and eye color

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What the fuck I’m going insane i could still be curled up in bed and had 8 hours of sleep nobody thought to tell me we start at 11am.

[Ryan McAleer @rmcaleer462]

I love getting shafted by my coworker because they asked to leave early since they work tomorrow without asking me if I also work tomorrow which happens be earlier than she does. Girl starts at 11 AM. I start at 8 AM. My boss was not happy to hear that she sent her home

[Ryan McAleer @rmcaleer462]

I love getting shafted by my coworker because they asked to leave early since they work tomorrow without asking me if I also work tomorrow which happens be earlier than she does. Girl starts at 11 AM. I start at 8 AM. My boss was not happy to hear that she sent her home

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I’m so over going out of my way for people that can’t return a simple favor

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It’s almost time for some poor kid to be made fun of for being a ginger instead of having cancer

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Never understood people who wait overnight for a GA. Girls do you not have anywhere better to be than the United Center at 5am?

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Ughhh it’s almost go to work when it’s dark and leave work when it’s dark

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Haha I forgot I was told the secret guest for lost lands!

Nobody is going to guess it right.

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@pisceswavess For real let the ladies have some fun without being called something derogatory.

Where’s the respect for women when they carried you into this world the least you can do is give them whatever they need when they ask.

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It’s truly not that hard to see who a real one is when you go silent for a couple days. Pay attention to who was the first to notice you were gone.

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I need more friends to smoke weed with

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I love getting asked to work a show that hasn’t been announced yet. This secret isn’t as hard to keep as skrillex was.

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@julesdubzz Haha I get this all the time with my long hair! You should have corrected them and said your a Riddim dj.

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@BigBooootyJulie Glad I’m not the only one who does this

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Fuck off no way I have the worst best luck. Ive always disliked American football. I was an anti bear fan last year so I told my friends I’d support whatever team lands on with a random wheel. My luck it actually landed on Chicago bears.

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@kswizzlein Best festival In the Midwest

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This Karen didn’t understand that I gave someone space to order. She opened the door after I was inside the building and still thought she was I front of me. Then I proceeded to order 17$ worth of items and took my time using my rewards. I love triggering old grumpy people

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This Karen literally had the audacity to say what happened to ladies first when she fucking walked in Dunkin’ Donuts and go straight to the register to cut in front of me bitch I had a fucking lady in front of me before you got here Obviously someone’s cranky without their coffee

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@inajitrust Haha he’s upset about how much you glowed up after leaving him.

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@inajitrust What does my queen want for her day of celebration

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Still thinking about how funny it was that my coworker told me she requested to work a show and I immediately go I don’t have that problem they request me.