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[RM Cole @rmccoley]

@MereSophistry See also: reading the abstract of 10 articles just so you can name drop them all in a single sentence. ‘Many recent arguments (ref a,b,c,d,e,f,g) support such an approach’. Never to be heard from in the paper again.

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@0xRuzy Who the fuck cares

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@latttese We do. When we want want we ask if we can bum them too.

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@Cr7Godbrand You grew up around people the same age as you? Ok

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@haifah_er_abba You only get the alcohol in the last sip. Thats why when I have 12 beers I make sure to leave the last sip from each so I can still drive home.

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@alexheard We do it with club names too batty boy

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@bwfc_elliot @joshpearson180 'The place of all demons' - I can see that. Old fairy tales are surprisingly dark though.

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@bwfc_elliot @joshpearson180 Interesting. My mind was drawn to Pandemonium at first because fairy tales are often adapted into Pantomimes and they sound similar...

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@dilrhubarb The moral failing is obviously tied to the intention rather than outcome though. If you intend to be on time and external factor prohibit it then most reasonable people will not hold it against you. If you consistently either don't care to bother being on time that's different

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@tophz_ He had sex with himself

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@yakobper90 I play in a top league level in a south London power league. In the context of 5-a-side amateur level it's pretty high quality. Some guy who played for Bromley FC 10 years ago and is about 40 now came down once and on god this guy smoked EVERYONE.

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@00julesj My lover's got no money, he sold his trampoline

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@popileaks Didn't make enough of an effort to bump into her in that period what a shame

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@franzsherbert It's a magic maze he grew overnight using magic so maybe he made it to be like that.

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Paging @timstillman_

[Jeff A. Chamer @jeffchamer]

I’m losing sleep over this. It’s all I see when I close my eyes.

The insane amount of raw onion.

The THICK, unrefrigerated slices of cheese.

The bone dry bread with a useless, thin smearing of dressing (unclear what kind) on the top bun.

A culinary transgression. Prison.

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@wiremxther You all say in general this is true but my singular experience said otherwise so I dunno 🤷‍♀️

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@omgsidewalks Call that snug as a bug bro

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@anon_opin Chess is played across a period of time.

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@HLTCO @FlagOnThePlayUk Simultaneously we have 11 players everyone says are inferior to PSG's but we didn't play well enough to take it to penalties.

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@BenKentish Must have the right face for it

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@scottish_brat Proud to fight alongside them 🫡