the fake mccoy

Parody Account

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

you can already feel the Christmas spirit

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[socdarling 🇨🇦🎀🔆 @socdarling]

need me a lobobo

[𝐍𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 @1_n0el]

What they saw

[the fake mccoy @rmclo56]

IYKYK

[cj- @cjnieI]

barista paused making my coffee and asked if I think trust can be rebuilt

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

Daily affirmations:

- I’m not chopped
- my jumper is wet
- that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal
- my friends don’t hate me
- I will not miss fast break layups
- my fits are hard

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

bro last night was neither here nor there

[the fake mccoy @rmclo56]

How have I not seen anyone do a money spread with eggs yet

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

First date idea

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

[Plastik Gatz @ThePlastikGatz]

I am now drinking for EVIL

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

typa shi i been on lately

[mau @rllydu]

things im on:
-my bullshit
-that good kush and alcohol
-sum other shit
-the spectrum