Robert Gash

Engineer, Researcher, Grad Student, Mass Retweeter

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

Me at 23: My mother is so lame, I'm going to be cool forever

Me at 33: Cup a tea now before I starts in at them dishes

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@MaryBrowns https://t.co/phlsk1XvR0

How about now?

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@MaryBrowns Think of the marketing potential: Family all home from work and school, long day, no supper on, everyone crooked.. in pops Mary Brown with her umbrella in one hand and a feed of Pop-Ins in the other. Mary Pop-Ins, what a feast!

I'll take my royalties in the form of some Pop-Ins

[Marshall Julius @MarshallJulius]

You maniacs. #TwitterX

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

"Oops just dropped an interesting fact about a project unrelated to anything else" -@MikeMooreNL, probably. Brilliant 😂

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@terryoinfluence When will the ad jingle come back? It's been 17 years yet I still sing "Grill your own bread at Pizza Delight" whenever I see their sign. It's time for new earworms!

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

I love Mr. Cowan's low-key savagery in pointing this out

[Peter Cowan @PeterCBC]

While the Department of Health says it doesn't comment on individual personnel matters, it sent out a whole news release when Clark was hired to head NLCHI https://t.co/eg7VipkOrm

It wouldn't even answer who's now running NLCHI now

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@sarahsmith_002 @nocontext_bobs Can't make this stuff up

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

The resounding success would naturally launch House Hassles International. We see someone in Venice flood proofing their basement gym, someone in Australia keeping kangaroo infestations at bay. DM me on royalties, let's make this happen.

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

Hey @hgtvcanada, I have an idea for a new HGTV show. I call it House Hassles, a la House Hunters

Every episode has random folks trying to do basic home maintenance and renovations, their partners in the corner with their arms folded saying "we should just get someone to do this"

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

Shots of the handy person at Home Hardware looking at plumbing parts and googling stuff on their phone

And all of their inevitable failures. Maybe commentary by Mike Holmes.

People chosen to appear receive a $4000 deck out by DeWalt or whatever.

[NLC @nlliquor]

@VancityReynolds

[The Recount @therecount]

Fauci moods: Biden briefings vs. Trump briefings

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@HollySm64675337 @sarahsmith_002 @dog_rates However much it is just don't ask him to make change, he's a little short

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

Unreal

https://t.co/fXD5meZz66

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@mdubz07 @AprilLovesToTan It's stretching my memory but I believe that is living room. I thought the master bedroom just had a painted-over white ceiling with some ornate mouldings.

[Robert Gash @rmgash]

@mdubz07 @AprilLovesToTan There were even more murals hidden? To think of all the spooky movies and adult soda pops they've seen being consumed through their years.. most with us