@PeterPanBway Your 4/20 show was beyond expectations and sheer brilliance. Thank you for making my son's first Broadway show pure magic for him. But I have to ask, did I see @CF_Russell corpsing in the first act?
Dear @JeffBezos, when you and friends eventually buy the @Commanders if you really want to get the DC fanbase (and world) on your side from the jump, please please have the first starting QB of your tenure be the legendary Shane Falco, even for just one snap. @real_mrkreeves
@pattonoswalt I think Clown Pubes shows how much you've honed your craft after all this time. Honestly. Sincerely. The timing, the interjections, the wording, the backtracking. It was a hilarious watch. Thank you for sharing your gifts with us.
@MARCIAN2003 I had one in HS. When it ran, it was great. Couldn't open the back door when the button fell in. Sunroof leaks. Trunk motor seized so I couldn't get my class books. Engine mounts rusted away so we were never sure if the block would (literally) fall out. All this was back in '93.
@katienolan If you haven't already been offered a seat in the Shipping Container, the Meadowlark HR department needs to pay Art Briles a visit. You are amazeballs. Thank you for consistently making me laugh and smile.