Rob Harris

Principal SDE at @awscloud ARG | Lesser half of Gigajolt. | This space for rent. | Spoil your dinner.

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@minakimes As a life-long Ravens fan, 4 words come to mind .... Game. Ain't. Over. Yet.

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@LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 Are the Lions good? Are the Bills good? Is it time for another episode of Who's Good?

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@abbyfuller Not a fan of tmux then? Or tmux nested in tmux? Or tmux nesting a remote tmux instance?

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@DanPovenmire Gunter Flagendorf returns.

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@PeterPanBway Your 4/20 show was beyond expectations and sheer brilliance. Thank you for making my son's first Broadway show pure magic for him. But I have to ask, did I see @CF_Russell corpsing in the first act?

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Dear @JeffBezos, when you and friends eventually buy the @Commanders if you really want to get the DC fanbase (and world) on your side from the jump, please please have the first starting QB of your tenure be the legendary Shane Falco, even for just one snap. @real_mrkreeves

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@minakimes @TorreySmithWR Because if there's one thing I look to Skip for, it's consistency.

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@Bripping_Talls Lockheed Martin, Northrup Grumman and Raytheon.

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@__ChrisCote How did they get Matt Stafford to lay down on the floor of the pic?

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@mndoci The line "...and the man in the suit has a just bought a new car from the profit he's made on your dreams..." has always stuck with me.

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@pattonoswalt I think Clown Pubes shows how much you've honed your craft after all this time. Honestly. Sincerely. The timing, the interjections, the wording, the backtracking. It was a hilarious watch. Thank you for sharing your gifts with us.

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@MARCIAN2003 I had one in HS. When it ran, it was great. Couldn't open the back door when the button fell in. Sunroof leaks. Trunk motor seized so I couldn't get my class books. Engine mounts rusted away so we were never sure if the block would (literally) fall out. All this was back in '93.

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@wusa9 Any chance you going to fix the Big Brother video stream?

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Um, @MSNBC ... tonight might not be the best night to be advertising "easy access ED pills." Be better.

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@rakyll 100 pages is well past where a "Design Doc" becomes a "Reference Manual."

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@krisnova Rob. Arbitrarian.

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@Rafavallina IAD is handing you his beer.

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@LeBatardShow @BillyCorben Is Billy Corben a @LetterkennyProb fan?

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@MSNBC @mehdirhasan Because the wealthy grow wealthier, even without it. Duh.

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@katienolan If you haven't already been offered a seat in the Shipping Container, the Meadowlark HR department needs to pay Art Briles a visit. You are amazeballs. Thank you for consistently making me laugh and smile.