Mark Brett

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

@threeredkings It'd take no hurt to categorise the underage game by weight. Kiwi's do. About time we grew up and did same. #keepkidsplaying

[John Brennan @UpturnedBathtub]

I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound

[The Poke @ThePoke]

The Daily Mail really does know how to tell a whole story in a headline https://t.co/8A5z7j0G02

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

@cefloow look at you all over the place. Belated happy birthday!

[The Brightside @TheBrightsideHP]

Staunch Christian mother asks the internet what "that thing" in her son's bathroom is... https://t.co/KAPJ76a2ka

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

@OtherVoicesLive David Kitt. Evokes my youth and escapes today

[The Poke @ThePoke]

With a rebel yell…

https://t.co/dTkWtOrqvq

[The Poke @ThePoke]

This “International Guidelines For Problem Solving” chart is full of stereotypes but fun
https://t.co/gclVZI1aWe

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Jamie Oliver’s New Cookbook Looks Refreshingly Simple

http://t.co/k4l9jzjbyo

(by @JimboLoony)

[The Brightside @TheBrightsideHP]

We've done it, we've found the most bonkers thing ever http://t.co/BIsW9Zqz0Z http://t.co/f51MlVoERu

[The Poke @ThePoke]

WATCH> Bored student animates his notebook doodles

http://t.co/nelzzqISmU

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Go cycling in Barnsley they said. It will be fun they said.
http://t.co/YE7XHb9j4N (via @BarnsIey)

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

@PvKeogh So I see #odowdohdear

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

@PvKeogh

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"Vatican: Irish Gay Marriage Referendum a ‘Defeat for Humanity’." As opposed to wholesale child rape, which was a smashing success.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The reason masturbation is a sin, @rickygervais, is not that it's intrinsically evil. It's that every time you do it, I have to watch.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

#recap One reason to vote ‘no’ in the Irish gay marriage referendum

http://t.co/QqeZB0yPvb

[The Poke @ThePoke]

The most demanding invitation to a 1st birthday party you’ll read today.

http://t.co/AOrZXF1EHq

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

@DawsonNigel The Tweet of God

[Mark Brett @rmhbrett]

More terrifying than being on any theme park rollercoaster- watching your kids on the rides in Funderland #didntexpecttheirbreakfastagain