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Equal opportunity pet retweeter. Recovering omnishambles. Trying to be less angry. He/him.

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TFW you're trying to write a difficult letter and no matter how professionally you start the second paragraph keeps turning into "may a plague of locusts descend upon you and all of your foul works."

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@Megapope Thank you for adding this last bit. That was good.

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@NatDudley @jilliancyork @fmanjoo @duckalini It's provincial, but it's not on fire.

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@catatonichic

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@tsdubz Is that true? I didn't know that!

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@jpdanner @lucybols We love you, Lucy, and your pastry dreams!

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Until New Zealand passed the Abolition of the Death Penalty Act in 1989, being burned this savagely by a senior government minister was literally the end of your life.

https://t.co/5qN8656vo8

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@nigelmcnie me literally every day

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@jondauthor yeah, that's fighting talk, Mr New York Post if that's even your real name

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@lightyouonfire @meganjwhelan this is the truest tweet

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The single simplest thing Twitter could do to reduce the hostility of their user base is change the infantilising, passive-aggressive language of "see less often" into "don't show me this again."

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@keith_ng I don’t disagree with a single thing, but I am not hopeful. The game is now whether what replaces big-J journalism is toxic or not.

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@joshoconnorchen because @amiewee is a force of nature

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@jondauthor "They're talking about us! It must be working! Quick, to the pumps!"

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@ethan_rose @NatDudley This one is my favourite so far:

https://t.co/ANkXSNYsEg

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If this is "level 3", level 2 will presumably be at least ten strangers coming to your house every day to deliberately cough in your face.

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@KeriHenare @aurynn I love you dude, but this might not be the compelling argument you think it is.