rmichaelhayes

Proud daddy of two beautiful kind smart loving daughters. Living the Island life...”Pay it Forward”

[ChiseledAdonis @ChiseledAdonis]

Worst Choke Job In Highschool History

[Bobby Sauce @takenaps]

The Storm is Over

Moment of silence for the official end to THE PLAN, Q, 5D chess, white hats, the super secret top secret plan, the tribunals, the military in charge, the kraken, the time-traveling, the Nikola Tesla secret plans, it's OVER.

If I had a dime for every time some looney tune somersaulted out of a bag of Doritos Xtreme Cheddar to tell me how stupid I am for not trusting the plan, I'd have 5 billion dollars right now.

Alas, here we are. Phresident Adelson will literally tell you that these powerful people did "many illegal things" but he won't do anything about it. Because the office is sacred or something.

He pushed it, sold it, campaigned on it and has been posting non-subtle references in memes for years. Yet it was all just one massive prank.

Absolutely diabolical. Get powerful enough and you are above the law. Storm is over! Thanks for holding the line!

[Red Pill HQ @TheRedPillHQ]

They are lying to you about Alzheimer's disease

[Bruno @Bruno_onx7]

When you are trying to work and that one coworker won't leave you alone!

[Baba eleja🐟🐖 @Biodun_OG]

She was like "Give me the card details and d*e later" 😂

I would have given half the card number details and played dead. Now that's comedy! 😂

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

21-year-old Jackson Koivun skyrocketed to the winner's circle in just his third professional start.

A peek inside his journey to becoming a PGA TOUR champion.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

The ending got me!

🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hardcore

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

It’s Saturday! We all know what that means….

Taste the goodness of the biscuit today and everyday.

[dog @realdogvibe1]

Me thinking I picked the calmest puppy in the litter vs. what I actually got... absolute chaos legend 😂🐾

[rmichaelhayes @rmichaelhayes1]

@maniaUFO My windshield after seeing one of these clowns

[Dailymeow @Dailymeoww1]

A woman asks her husband whether he would save her or the cat first in a fire, and the cat's reaction to his answer is priceless 😂

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅

[El barrio 👻 @EmmyHood01]

Dogs are the best

[rmichaelhayes @rmichaelhayes1]

@parasitedetox Deworm thanks

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

RANKING CAT TALKING MOMENTS

[realmoonhenry @inspiredby_king]

New indestructible ticks and alpha gal cuases weird chickens... are they edible !? And YES they are ticks. Just becuase there are a handful of flies doesnt mean the majority arnt ticks. A farmer himself recorded it

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

10,000% RISE IN ALPHA-GAL SYNDROME DEMANDS IMMEDIATE FBI INVESTIGATION FOR POSSIBLE BIOTERRORISM:

1. Farmers reporting mysterious boxes of ticks and possible aircraft drops.

2. Peer-reviewed paper says it's “morally obligatory” to release GMO ticks that spread Alpha-Gal Syndrome.

3. Bill Gates is spending MILLIONS funding GMO tick technology.

4. Gates also funds lab-grown/fake meat that doesn’t contain alpha-gal.

5. The U.S. Army previously released 270,000+ ticks into the wild for bioweapons research.