Ryan Miller

putting the luster in lackluster for 30 years

[Ryan Miller @rmiller_21]

Biggest event of the year

[Futbismo @futbismo]

"Ve por qué no han llegado los aliens al partido de Brasil?".

Los aliens viendo el Haití - Marruecos:

[📺 @shallowthenhaIo]

feeding chocolate to a dog before putting it down

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

“They knew exactly who Mona Khalil was.

They knew the bright orange house in Mansouri, south Lebanon. They knew it was not a military site, not a command center, not a battlefield position. It was one of the most recognizable symbols of environmental conservation on Lebanon's southern coast; a sanctuary dedicated to protecting endangered sea turtles and preserving life.”

Marwa Osman writes about Israel’s deliberate targeting of a prominent environmental activist in Lebanon. ⬇️

[Hugo Hélin @helinhz]

Les mots "Endrick", "Ancelotti" et "à l'origine en portugais"

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[MattBeGreat @mattbegreatyt]

2 years ago Mike Brown got fired for calling out De’Aaron Fox for being an Idiot. Now Mike Brown is going to win a Championship because De’Aaron Fox is an Idiot. Full circle moment

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

So Israel destroyed every other building except the Hamas headquarters?

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Brace Belden talks about meeting a Cuban child with cystic fibrosis named Carlos who the Trump administration is deliberately murdering in hopes that his family will respond by overthrowing the government and replacing it with a bunch of Trump's real estate friends from Miami.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

An extremist group in Washington, DC has claimed credit for the terrorist attack on the Iranian bridge, promising further attacks on civilian infrastructure if its demands aren't met

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Israel is explicitly warning Christian and Druze residents in southern Lebanon not to hide Muslim residents among them as their forces advance.

Not a peep from Sheryl Sandberg.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT AIR FORCE

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA has cancelled the Atlanta Hawks' Magic City game promotion on March 16.

[Vaibhav Hatwal ◟̽◞̽ 🤧 @vaibhav_hatwal]

Modern game, old tactics.
That's jose Mourinho

[matthew ritchie @mkrwrt]

chief keef's plans are measured in centuries

[balls mcnaughton @alexmcntn]

When I tell people I’m excited for major league soccer to return tomorrow

[prance @bocxtop]

im in seattle n someone just got on the loudspeaker and said they inventing a new gender tn then repeated it in perfect spanish woke 2.0 goin crazy