Ryan Mitchell

Writer | Hopeless Romantic | UD '15 | CWRU Law '18

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If SoFI, a student loan refinancing company, could give its CEO a 92% raise last year paying him a grand total of $103 million in compensation and spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium, you know what President Biden can do? Cancel all student debt.

[Anas Ahmed @AnasFTL]

My manager 🇮🇹

[Jorge R. Gutierrez @mexopolis]

Hollywood

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

This. All of this. Every word.
#RoeVsWade

[Holly Hearts Books @HollyKnece]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
It seems there was a happy accident. I was sent two copies of In The Shadow of Lightning by @BrianTMcClellan! So of course one of you gets the arc!
➡️Just follow me and retweet!
🌎Open internationally as always.
🎁Winner will be randomly chosen in a week.

[Lat @LeftFieldLat86]

We don't want a moment of silence. We don't want thoughts and prayers. We want our government officials that WE elected to do their job and take action. They are the worst employees America has!!!

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Have you heard Fleetwood Mac though

[Reuters Pitchbot (Satire) @ReutersPitchbot]

BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus

[Ryan Mitchell @rmkrisby]

@TheAverageVargo

["Alex" @alexinquotes]

I’ll tell you what it’s time to duel

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

we're gonna become peasants!

[Ryan Mitchell @rmkrisby]

@LeftFieldLat86 My thoughts exactly…!

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

Okay, here's the deal. I have a sealed bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt "Mystery Color" Ketchup from 2002. Possibilities are Passion Pink, Awesome Orange and Totally Teal. I'm willing to show you what color is inside, but it'll cost you. 5000 retweets, and I'll crack this sucker open.

[Bantership Potemkin @Bonesdrawstuff]

The Dragons of Rankin/Bass

[Ryan Mitchell @rmkrisby]

Wordle 229 2/6

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In like 2 seconds. Surprising how bad I am at these types of games.

[Ryan Mitchell @rmkrisby]

@BreakfastSecond

[The Legendarium @LegendariumPod]

Happy birthday Professor Tolkien! Today he would be 130 years old, which would match the Old Took for longevity.

[Lauren Pettapiece @potpies]

getting ready for Christmas 📯