Al "concejal aguafiestas" de Madrid, @davidperez, no le gusta que circule este vídeo que demuestra la censura que ha impuesto en las Fiestas de Hortaleza a cualquier tipo de protesta por su nefasta gestión, como si viviéramos en una dictadura.
¿Nos ayudas a difundirlo?
Paciente de 60 años. Entra caminando al hospital con dolor torácico.
El electro conforma un infarto.
Piden UVI móvil para trasladar al paciente a un hospital con servicio de Hemodinámica.
El equipo del SAMU habla con la familia.
-Tranquilos, id yendo, que saldremos enseguida.
American has Cigna health insurance
Her daughter was sick, she takes her to the doctor thinking it would likely be at most a couple hundred bucks with insurance
All they did was a nose swab for the flu
She just got the bill
It’s $984
“What the f*ck is going on, what do you mean by a thousand dollars for a Q-tip up a nostril”
The American healthcare system is legalized robbery
Desde el 16 de enero, 260 periodistas han visto la película en 9 pases de prensa, entre ellos 8 de El País. Lamento que este señor no haya encontrado el momento apropiado para premiarnos con su presencia.
La gente que dice "si tienes dinero para ir a un restaurante tienes dinero para dejar propina". Pues si tienes dinero para abrir un restaurante tienes dinero para pagar lo justo a tus empleados. No más digo, bye.
Cuando veas que han subido la gasolina y el diésel un 20 % en dos días, antes incluso de que lleguen los efectos reales del cierre estrecho Ormuz, piensa que hace 1 semana PP Vox y Junts votaron en contra en el Congreso de un Real Decreto que evitaría eso mismo.
Me estoy divirtiéndo mucho con los post que me llegan de los Australianos.
Están sembrados:
.Alright. Let’s talk about this absolute geopolitical shitshow for a second.
So picture the scene.
You’ve got Spain, right. A normal country. Tapas. Siestas. People arguing about football and drinking wine in the sun. And suddenly they wake up one morning and Donald Trump is on television basically screaming:
“IF YOU DON’T HELP ME BOMB IRAN I’M CUTTING OFF TRADE.”
Mate… what the fuck is this? Is this foreign policy or a drunk bloke threatening to leave a group chat?
And Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez comes out and says the Middle East escalation is a “disaster.”
Which, by the way, is the most polite European way possible of saying:
“THIS IS A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.”
Because Europeans don’t scream like Americans do. They just calmly sip an espresso and go:
“Yes… this situation is extremely concerning.”
Which translates to:
“WHO GAVE THE TODDLER THE NUCLEAR CODES?”
Now here’s the bit that makes this whole thing even funnier.
Spain said no to letting the U.S. use joint military bases on Spanish soil for the strikes on Iran.
And suddenly Donald Trump is like:
“FINE. NO TRADE WITH SPAIN.”
Mate… that’s not diplomacy.
That’s a bloke flipping the Monopoly board because he landed on someone else’s hotel.
Can you imagine the conversation in Madrid?
Spanish officials sitting around a big table going:
“So the Americans want to use our bases to bomb Iran.”
And one guy at the back just slowly raises his hand like:
“Maybe… we DON’T join the Middle East apocalypse today?”
And everyone goes:
“Yeah. That sounds reasonable.”
Meanwhile Trump is pacing around the Oval Office like a bloke who just lost a bet at the pub.
“You guys don’t wanna help bomb Iran? FINE. NO PAELLA FOR YOU. NO OLIVE OIL. NO TOURISTS.”
Mate, Spain’s entire national reaction was probably just:
“Okay.”
Because here’s the reality nobody in Washington seems to understand.
The rest of the world is exhausted with this cowboy shit.
You bomb someone.
Then you threaten someone else.
Then you scream at your allies.
Then oil prices explode.
Then the global economy starts coughing up a lung.
And then everyone acts surprised like:
“How did this happen?”
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
Mate it happened because the global strategy right now looks like it was written on the back of a fucking napkin at a steakhouse.
And Spain just looked at the whole thing and went:
“Nope.”
Which honestly might be the most adult response anyone’s had in this entire mess.
Because while Washington is running around lighting geopolitical fireworks, countries like Spain are standing there going:
“You realise we have trade routes, energy markets, and 450 million Europeans who would quite like NOT to start World War Three today, yeah?”
But of course Trump’s response is:
“Cut off trade!”
Mate Spain exports $20 billion worth of stuff to the U.S.
Wine. Cars. Machinery. Food.
You’re gonna cut that off because they wouldn’t let you use their backyard to launch missiles?
That’s like threatening to divorce your wife because she won’t lend you the car to rob a bank.
“YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING MY VISION!”
Your vision is a fucking felony, mate.
And here’s the funniest part.
This whole tantrum actually makes Spain look like the only sober bloke at a 3am house party.
Everyone else is smashing furniture, lighting fireworks inside, punching holes in the wall.
And Spain’s standing in the kitchen holding a glass of water going:
“Guys… maybe we should all calm the fuck down.”
So yeah.
Pedro Sánchez calling this a “disaster” might actually be the most accurate understatement of the decade.
Because when the adults in the room start using words like disaster…
It usually means the rest of the room is on fire and someone’s trying to fix it with a fucking flamethrower.
~Gman
José Sacristán declamando “Tití me preguntó si tengo mucha’ novia’” es lo mejor que le ha pasado a Bad Bunny este año, no la Super Bowl.
#AlMargenDeTodo
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😂Quiero agradecer a todos los fachas y franquistas de por aquí cada mensaje sobre el pregón. Está hecho justo para molestaros mucho y me encanta haberlo conseguido. Gracias por cada acuse de recibo. ¡Me encanta! ¡Dadme más, por favor! Os estoy disfrutando a lo grande… ¡qué facilitos sois!
Una Nintendo Switch 2 va a ser para una de las personas que nos siga y haga repost a este tweet.
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(Solo para España)
Hay instantes de la tele que permanecen en nuestra memoria porque no solo son parte de la historia de Televisión Española, SON PARTE DE TODOS
Imposibles de borrar
70 años contigo❤️
#70añosTVE#RTVELaQueQuieres#BenidormFestFinal
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Para los idiotas que se creen este tipo de informaciones: es falso y es muy grave atribuir palabras que jamás he dicho.
Vaya panda de canallas sois frivolizando con cualquier enfermedad.
Dais asco