Rachel Beatty

Don't let the muggles get you down.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

@WDWGuestService @CastCompliment #CastCompliment to Beth(?) at the Grand Floridian Cafe who noticed my wedding dress was snagged and ran outside with scissors to help me fix it 1 minute before walking down the aisle. Beth is the real life Fairy Godmother.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

My favorite patient cried today when I told him I was getting married and would be off next week (in a grandpa kind of way). My job is the best.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

I wonder if Jake Gyllenhaal is afraid to leave his house this weekend. #AllTooWellTheShortFilm

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

If you need me too bad because I’ll be listening to #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion uninterrupted for the rest of my life

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

@DisneyFoodBlog Unpopular opinion, but Hollywood. EASY.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

Why do old men think it’s okay to ask you to pull your mask down so they can “see you?” Sorry, sir, cannot, and gonna superglue it to my skin for all future sessions 👌🏻

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

Tonight I’m attending the birthday party of Marty Ginsberg’s former mentee and I’ve peaked.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

My client naming similarities and differences during voice exercises today:

Cop and mother: “A cop protects the neighborhood, a mother stays at home with children. That’s it.”

Me: 🤢🥴 *draws a line through that prompt for next patient*

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

Me on every drive between patients today.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

When I go to the mall after work people routinely tell me I’m “looking good” in my bright blue scrubs. Do people actually think looking like a blueberry is a fashion choice? 🤔

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The website that Texas is using for people to snitch on Women seeking abortions is:

https://t.co/ktapwulUaR

You can help crash this website by entering bullshit info.

RT to make Good Trouble.
#TexasTaliban

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

It’s been over 100° in DC for the past week and there are now mites EVERYWHERE feeding off of cicada eggs that burrow under your skin and leave welts. Why do I pay $2,000 a month to live here???

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

@crlatimer SUPER CLOSE. New Castle. But she told me she loved Grove City (my fiancé blurted out that I was from there) 🤦🏻‍♀️🤮

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

Had my first interaction with an outwardly racist person in DC today. Any guesses where they were from?

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

WESTERN FREAKING PA 🤮

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

Listening to Vuelie at the start of Frozen gives me ALL THE FEELS.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

This is just Remy trying to learn how to cook from me right?????????

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

My job sucks 90% of the time, but today I helped a man with dementia feed his dog. He gave me a hug and kept saying, “thank you so much for making me happy.”

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

The cutest babe hoping to meet @AOC

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

@EricGfield @TheMandyMoore Goddamn he is a beautiful man. But I stand by my statement.

[Rachel Beatty @rmorgan112]

Is there anyone on planet earth who has a voice more beautiful than @TheMandyMoore’s? Nope.