Rich

I am both smarter and dumber than you know. never estimate me

[helen @helen]

a huge group of ppl on a path of titans (co-op dinosaur survival game) server led a peaceful migration in honor of sam neill instead of killing and eating each other. gaming is beautiful

[annie flop @floptography]

Orange chicken, beer, and youtube for dinner

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

I woulda built that wall too

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[ProShopGuy @snakeollbroker]

Dat bih gah

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

every character finds themselves in an office building and it zooms out to be the twin towers on 9/11

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

Officer: "Someone called in reference to your Facebook post..."

Eagles Fan: "I'm fine. The Eagles lost."

Officer: "You don't plan on hurting yourself?"

Fan: "No. Jalen Hurts turned the ball over six times, man."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Tony Romo finding out he’s not calling Chiefs vs. Bills in Week 12:

[Arcade Assassin @arcade_assassin]

Some Fortnite skins give me boners

[🎰 @SRTerrio_]

This edit has been living rent free in my mind for the past few days

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

There are some color combos that don't work well on a blackout uniform. Scarlet and silver aren't one of them.