Raeann

Pediatric speech-language pathologist and coffee enthusiast with a slight (500) Days of Summer obsession. I like brunch, cats, and sarcasm.

[Xndrew Xyers @armyrs23]

Currently dreaming of Antigua... #twoweeks #honeymoon #fucksingledigittemps

[FloozeBoozer @FloozeBoozer]

Sometimes I think I’m legitimately attractive and sometimes I think I look like a straight up goober

[Raeann @rmsheley]

@jasonchunk123 One of mine did that and we haven't hung out since 🤷‍♀️

[Tania Ganguli @taniaganguli]

LeBron gave up wine for two weeks. How did it impact him? “Made me want wine more.” Fair.

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

´Fucketyfucketyfuckfuckfuck´ by Annie Taylor from PEG - the Profanity Embroidery Group, Whitstable, UK, known for their stitching and swearing #womensart

[Raeann @rmsheley]

So this morning was a figurative shit show and this afternoon was a literal shit show #happyfirstdayofschool #notexaggerating #actualsewageexplosion #iquit

[Raeann @rmsheley]

I asked @armyrs23 to steal all the cheese for me in skyrim and he's doing it

[Raeann @rmsheley]

@armyrs23 just told me he will protect me the way Joey protects a meatball sub and if that's not true love then I don't know what is

[Raeann @rmsheley]

@armyrs23 "69 days till Hawkeye football!"
"Oh yeah? How many days till our wedding?"
"..." #priorities

[Raeann @rmsheley]

When did college kids turn into babies and why am I old?

[Raeann @rmsheley]

Are you going to eat that nutella by itself?
Well I'm going to put whipped cream on it... @armyrs23

[Raeann @rmsheley]

"I had a lot of wacko dreams last night but all I remember is a pregnant mule." @armyrs23

[Raeann @rmsheley]

My philosophy is controlling everything and putting cheese on stuff.

[Raeann @rmsheley]

My plans for tonight include drinking wine, eating pizza, and playing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp until I can't do any of the three anymore #wildfriday #schoolslp #kidscameback

[Raeann @rmsheley]

What the WTF - Mom

[Raeann @rmsheley]

"You guys don't look old enough to be getting married. Well, you do, Rae." #ThanksMom

[Xndrew Xyers @armyrs23]

cc @rmsheley https://t.co/ujZhiN8VmD

[Xndrew Xyers @armyrs23]

Listening to Dark Side of the Moon because we're total dorks that way #Eclipse2017 @rmsheley

[Xndrew Xyers @armyrs23]

#Memphis

[Xndrew Xyers @armyrs23]

@rmsheley IMPORTANT https://t.co/bhq7adp9hO