Gaara

[Mister Knish @Mister_Knish]

Every woman I know has a glorified email job that pays them too much and every guy I know is juggling vices and thinking about offing themselves

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

To me, there’s nothing more pathetic than seeing a man in the gym changing room after hes had a shower, doing that weird thing where he puts a towel round his waist and puts his boxers on underneath the towel. Just get your cock out bro. Let me look at your cock. I want to see it

[Evolving Eric 💫 @evolving_eric]

Don’t lose Hinata chasing Sakura

[🕸️ @_qpxcv]

Posted my 6 incher on r/micropenis thinking i would get banned and they gave me admin.

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived

[Maciek Lipa @maciekl_]

“A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest”

[iyi @iyioluwaaa]

just paid my annual car insurance

[T @Y0itsT_]

If you got a job, a car, can read, and ya own place you already better than like 90% of guys out there. All you gotta do is not be a creep lmao

[L 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @only1lf]

27 degrees at 10pm is too far icl

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

I tweet for the people who remember/had one of these

[Nickel @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

[F£ISAL_ @FAISAL_BLS]

Mizormac was just effortlessly cold

[alex @hittheoilrig]

my posture get real good around my 5’10 shawty

[yoshadai®️ @sholitoml]

I’ll genuinely cry

[EAFC 27 News @FIFA22_INFO]

When someone on FC pauses for you to quit:

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

“Your annual leave request has been rejected”

[Cam @z2daz]

This game almost cost me my GCSEs

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Accepting you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience

[aether @bluewdrift]

my life changed the moment I heard someone say that working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate