Ruzzel Zullo

Just an analog scribe and his diabetic cat living in a digital world.

[Ruzzel Zullo @rmzullo]

@notcee_fan I see a turtle 🐢 #justme?

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It’s 2026 @KeeblerUS. I’m pretty sure waiting over a quarter century is long enough to bring Munch’ems back! #bringitback #keebler #youknowyouwantto #imnottheonlyone

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@DannyDeVito saw this on @Reddit. Thought you’d appreciate it 😂

https://t.co/8thZE2BuR8

[Ruzzel Zullo @rmzullo]

Today I learned that being the “GOAT” means being the Greatest Of All Time 🤯

#greatestofalltime #GOAT #TheGOAT

[Ruzzel Zullo @rmzullo]

Dear @andygrammer, I just got home from your show. Just wanted to let you know that you changed my life tonight. Thank you 🥹

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https://t.co/3zWy8nwfqk

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@StephenKing RIGHT?!!! 😮

[Ruzzel Zullo @rmzullo]

“You can be the master of your fate, you can be the captain of your soul, but you have to realize that life is coming from you, and not at you. And that takes time.” - @RealChalamet

#deep #notwrong #quote #quoteoftheday #motivation #motivational #motivated #inspired

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Despite the alarms and warning bells going off inside his head, he turned around anyway. If there was one thing he wasn’t, it was a loser. And he intended to prove it if it was the last thing he did.

#fp #fridayphrases

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Ruzzel Zullo @rmzullo]

Random thought: One of the most underrated cereals: Frosted Cheerios. The sweet milk it leaves behind just hits different, you know?

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Every…. single… game… Being a @chargers fan is the worst 🤦🏻‍♂️ I guess you can’t just be a fan when they win. And boy do the losses hit hard 😔 #BoltUp #chargers #losers

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Holy crap! Has it really been 14 years since I joined @Twitter?! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Microsoft @MarvelStudios Nothing like winning a @Microsoft Zune to relive some childhood memories. If it still even works 😂 I hope I win purely to be able to display this relic 😁

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

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Shoutout to @mookiex22 for apparently being the only person to ever like my tweets 😂 I see you bro!

[Ruzzel Zullo @rmzullo]

I was today years old when I found out that paprika is just dried peppers 😳🤯

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Life’s too short to be wasting it trying to crack into difficult pistachios. Let it go. #justsaying #FoodForThought #quotesoftheday

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I was today years old when I found out that the word tenders is short for tenderloins. As in chicken tenders. Chicken tenderloins 😳😂

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@pupperonis Hi.