TiredRN

Trauma 1 ER nurse. I think I can do it all but when I can’t that’s what tequila is for. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect my employer. 🏃🏻‍♀️🙏🏼☕️🌈

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

“but, you don’t look like a nurse”

PSA: nurses can be tatted, pierced, young, old, squeaky clean, straight, gay, male, female, inexperienced, seasoned and everything else in between.

Don’t worry about how I look. In fact don’t worry unless I give you indication to.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

@Playhard216 It is. There are many things that happen in medicine that you just can’t make up.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

@Thisismeat51 @KaraLeeRN_icu I agree that parents need to be initiating this conversation. There needs to be more education provided in schools. I have had some interesting adults/parents come in with horribly false information about things, including sex. I don’t necessarily want them teaching the kids.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

Pt A: Female. Young healthy, no STD’s, reported virgin.
Pt B: Male. Young healthy, no STD’s, reported virgin.

B felt A’s lady parts over her clothes, and thinks the headache he has is d/t HIV which he must have following his encounter.

Sex ED needs to be a priority.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

@ERshitmagnet

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@bcnp73 Absolutely, this is the place to have that convo apparently. 🙄

All of my medical tweets are from ED encounters.

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Rolling into the ED after almost a week off is like coming home. I fucking love this place.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

Hey next GF, Keep Going by the Revivalists is going to be one of our songs. So whenever you decide to show up know I’m cute like that.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

Goodbye Tinder, hello Subaru dealership in December.

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@crystalballs90 It is beyond awful and so weird. I was in a longterm relationship, so this is all new. I forget which way to swipe, and accidentally “super like” people when I’m trying to read their bios. I need a training wheels version.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

You guys, a chick that dated my ex and is best friends with a girl I kicked it with for a second, swiped right on me. WHY??? Seriously awkward af. We know each other and can’t stand one another.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

@kellyweezy How else does one trap a lesbian in the wild?

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When you go to talk to a coworker about how to improve and find your inner passive douchebaggery sprinkled with positivity reprimand speech

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

Leaving shift this morning after charging for the first time

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

First charge shift tonight and we are already down 3 1900’s. So pretty much it’s going according to plan at this point.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

I’m a strong & capable woman. I work in trauma, and a very fast paced ER. I multitask & love my life. I have stress, anxiety & PTSD. This does not make me weak.

I see a MD 30 min away cause the mental health stigma is real, & cause she’s fine with me being gay. This is not ok.

[TiredRN @rn_tired]

My poor dog has to learn to go to the bathroom on a leash now since moving. Home girl is almost 14. She wants to fucking murder me.

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@kellyweezy Make this happen