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thinks he's hot shit in a champagne glass, but is really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup

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@FaytuksNetwork no it doesn't

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@mcuban god damn, i hope 69% (nice) of y'all aren't parents

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@patriottakes just having a normal one

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@JayAshcroftMO hey, man. saw your stupid ass on CNN. great job. read your state's constitution sometime

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@cwebbonline nah, i'm opposed to carbon emissions and pro-nuclear at the same time. vivek (rhymes w/ cake) isn't even opposed to carbon emissions

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@RayyvanaTTV if they were anybody, the pre-emptive block might be a badge of honor

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@theserfstv "my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks." "in a row?"

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@MichaelHansen to his fan club, it doesn't matter

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@VivekGRamaswamy who killed all those mental health institutions? i'll give you a minute. don't answer too loudly, or your fan club might get mad about you bad-mouthing their saint

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@DevinCow i could do w/o chipotle or panda express, just because i've made it this far w/o them. no in-n-out, either, but i'd still like to see if it lives up to the hype. chick-fil-a doesn't

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@GovernorKayIvey progress for me, none for thee

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@GhostCultMag @Borisheavyrocks @Cyhra_official @FOTANYC @fiddleheadusa @Godthrymm @ImperialTide @movementsCA @orbitculture @SkalmoldIceland @spiritadrift @TheDeadDaisies y'all. i'm still not that @rngwrm . quit tagging me

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@patriottakes rather keep my food down, thanks

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@ThisWeekABC @LindseyGrahamSC @GStephanopoulos the hard part is answering the question posed to you. just answer the god damned question. say the words out loud. you'll probably feel better

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@johniadarola might as well ask us to divide by zero

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@hegonbealright stinky snot is nature's cruelest joke

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@ericareport why's my app under the impression I follow your account? muting you seems overly aggressive, but I only started getting your multiple notifications daily after muting elon

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@elonmusk i don't follow your account on purpose, so can you please turn off whatever fucking thing is sending notifications to my phone every time you fart out another tweet. god damn it

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@joncoopertweets Alabama, for all the good that ever does me. at least it's al-7, the district gerrymandered the way it is because they can't disenfranchise everyone, was easier just to surrender one to the people