canada dry

[canada dry @rnotgr]

Are my eyes red cause I’m high or because I’m allergic to my cats? Yes.

[canada dry @rnotgr]

I always hum this tune and I have no idea if it’s from starwars or Harry Potter

[canada dry @rnotgr]

@pulchraiaspis @ebonizzz Hit me will the L on your forehead, they never see it coming

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

In 2020, a 15-year-old boy who was suffering 500 life-threatening seizures a month was cured, by cannabis. Billy Caldwell was the first person to be prescribed a lifelong prescription of cannabis under the NHS.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

If I had Mr Beast’s money, I wouldn’t help anybody. I would build a floating lab on international waters and hire scientists to invent weird, horrifying new animals.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Gradually noticing horribly disfigured AI fingers on all my family members in old childhood photos

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Tesla spontaneously combusts on Sacramento freeway

https://t.co/bhWdrc7LG0

[canada dry @rnotgr]

@gremlin_grace_

[lesbian de pointe du lac 🩵✨ saw BND @wlwdenji]

@mattxiv “I have bad news.”

“I’m a lesbian.”

“…I have good news.”

[SLO @SLOplays]

@fasc1nate nyumbur fifteeeen: burger kying fuut lettuce

[o’ tannie boy the pipes the pipes are calling @tannerg_art]

Did Jesus die for the Whos or do they have their own Whochrist?

[Adam ill @gettinghighwith]

Why is it so hard to open legal cannabis packaging but easy af to open a pack of cigarettes?

[Chainsaw Man @CSMvizuals]

so chainsaw man already existed before

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Texas's minimum wage is $7.25

[Epic Games Store @EpicGames]

🎶 Deck the halls with all the free games, fa-la-la-la-la 🎶

Today, we’re giving you Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactics… for FREE! https://t.co/P9aE2tfHeX

[Nicholas Grossman @NGrossman81]

Antivaxxers witnessed the biggest, fastest mass vaccination program in history, saw that various widespread negative side effects they feared didn't happen at all, and instead of breathing an epic sigh of relief, decided to pretend those negative things actually happened.