L. Stormborn, RN

Flight Nurse 🚁 #MNlove

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

My 5 year old son is OBSESSED with @Pink ... this is the 3rd day in a row we have watched #AllIKnowSoFar and I am more than ok with this 💗

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

@Nursey103 @Matthew20506926 @CityGirlKath @SandraLeeMD Omg he’s a med student? Adorable. He will get eaten alive IF he even makes it thru.

[juj @juj17jR]

I’m a simple bitch. I just need white queso & for you to let me use a vibrator during sex sometimes.

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

I’m not very good at waiting for @TheSims 4 #DiscoverUniversity 😭😭😭 can it be Dec 15 already?!

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

@XboxSupport

[🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY @joelgolby]

simply can’t trust people who don’t leave the tea bag to steep in the cup for a bit. you think you can get enough depth of flavour just by squashing it a lot with the back of a teaspoon? the arrogance. the ego. leave the room and walk away from it

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

@DreamyQueen9 Dog named Dharma, cat named Greg

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

@DairyQueen @johnedd3 You’ve been forgiven... but don’t pull this nonsense again. K, thanks. #longlivesnickers

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

@brionneeley Cow and chicken

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

SNICKERS BLIZZARD #happytastesgood #bringbacksnickers

[Dairy Queen @DairyQueen]

Which DQ item makes you happiest? Tweet it out with #HappyTastesGood

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

“This assignment is crap” (Nightingale, 1857).
#MSNFNP

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

I’ve gone to CVS three times this week and can probably wallpaper my bathroom with the receipts I've got.

How many trees had to die for this $2 off Tums coupon?

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

You haven’t known fear until you’ve tried on a too-small dress and thought you were stuck forever!

[Mike Lowry’s Sport Coat @CrazyLexxiCool]

“I’m not a monster. I’m just a flawed piece of shit.”-Ethan #FriendsFromCollege

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

Been watching #FriendsFromCollege... and I really hate Ethan and Sam together...

[JENA LEE, PROUD QUEER LEFTIST RESISTER in TN 🌈 @JennaForTruth]

Read Jeff Bezos (amazon founder) is getting divorce from his wife of 25yrs & that he made the “rookie” mistake of no prenup cause they married before he was wealthy.Let’s make something clear, HIS WIFE TOOK CARE OF THEIR KIDS AND HOME FOR 25 yrs. it’s THEIR MONEY NOT JUST HIS!

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

Favorite EBP topic to research...

I hate EBP projects. Help!!!

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

I have a pt that signed out AMA coz the flu test was too invasive
😳😳😳😳

[L. Stormborn, RN @RnStormborn]

@TheNurseBromo Wedding hashtags... an ungodly amount of Rae Dunn items