margo 🫒

bring out the olives

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

me and my friends would've killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much

[Joseph Allen @j_g_allen]

AI can't write like this. Perfect lede.

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

doing this every morning as suicide prevention

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Just ordered a missile strike on Liberty Biberty

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

a whole week of nothing but Rape in the news and then seeing the student loans being banned for women-dominated fields

[warsaw ■ aby55 @rhizomancer]

Franz Kafka was a miserable delusional homosexual with bpd and he still wrote hella books and had motion so you really have no excuse

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"

[Anti @antipiker]

i thought hasan and austin turned the heat up on you hoes

[Morgan Bagg @MorganBagg]

Why what happened

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Every time I check in on my 27-29 y/o friends I find them exactly like this

[Mani Fae @Biggg_Maniii]

Is this the one he knocked down the door for when she got that wine threw on her so she could get her lick back ?

[Ben (no treats) @andersonbcdefg]

me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.

[chelsie （￣︶￣） iaᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @mizicel]

i hate when european vs american discourse comes out and i am forced to defend the united states of america

[swan! #NOTMYROGUE @swanourii]

the xmen having no sex appeal and looking chopped for the first time in known history

[Aki Winter 🇦🇷 🇸🇪 @AkiSpring0001]

Estoicismo original: Postulaba que no sirve hacerte problema por cosas fuera de tu absoluto control, e invita a entender tus sentimientos al no dejar que te dominen.

Estoicismo ahora: Masivo Bro yo aguanto todo *se aleja de sus amigos y termina en una estafa piramidal*

[BridgetStahovic 🇵🇸 @BridgetStahovic]

guy with a warrant out for his arrest, from literally the ICC, admitting to witness tampering

[Isaac de Castro @isaacdecastro]

We’re throwing Candace Owens a coming out party at the mask-mandatory Massachussets lesbian bar if anyone wants to come

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

therapist just told me i’m too emotionally fulfilled by my friends and family to take men seriously LMFAO

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Me and who