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[chuy 🇲🇽 @brahwha]

norway are you ready to die for latam

[ash @rnuneca]

FIFA stop sucking M*ssi’s d!ck challenge level impossible

[ash @rnuneca]

Banana guy probably

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[ash @rnuneca]

Photobucket holding your photos hostage behind a paywall then emailing you constantly like “hey remember these?” gives toxic ex

[ash @rnuneca]

The worst person you know is getting their realtor license

[ash @rnuneca]

I need the person who thought of making the Taco Bell bell sound play after placing a mobile order on the app to know that it brings me so much joy

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

yo twitteando cosas sin tener seguidores

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Phillys hottest new restaurant is named tallow. There are no beef options. It’s hidden inside of a supermarket, and it closes at 7

[jynx @jynxbby]

the fatherly urge to abandon everybody

[ash @rnuneca]

I no corrupt I Dominican

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican because marching down 6 Avenue in the Dominican Day Parade just felt like coming home!

Every time I meet Dominican New Yorkers, I’m inspired by their generosity and energized by their passion.

¡Que viva el pueblo dominicano!

[ash @rnuneca]

@FrankyDestroy Two things can be true

[ash @rnuneca]

Scott Pilgrim vs the World

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol

[ash @rnuneca]

Once I remove your birthday from my gcal it’s over fr

[ash @rnuneca]

0% opacity Obama: “let me be clear”

[neby @neby_nebs]

im getting pho in 90° weather and nobody is going to stop me.

[Ezequiel Cohle @FrankyDestroy]

getting kicked off love island in the middle of the night because i can’t stop farting