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[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

Star Trek: TNG as The Good Place quotes

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[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

I need a serious break from Twitter. Not good for my brain. I’m staying on Gareth’s very curated timeline only for a while. ✌️

[animal crossing 🎈 @acuteleaf]

Oh god I need animal crossing

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

@alexgibby Far is smaller because forced perspective, it’s far away

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Pat and I have been working on the correct Little Shop casting and it is as follows:
Seymour - Donald Glover
Audrey - Jenny Slate
Audrey II - Orville Peck
Orin Scrivello - Jon Hamm (or Brendon Urie imo)
Mr. Mushnik - Paul F. Tompkins

Thank u Hollywood we'll take cash or check

[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

@jjonahjamesomb This man is eating a Pringle

[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

You can be. You can be ~*all of them*~ The joys of DMing

[🏳️‍🌈 noah 🏳️‍🌈 @ParagonRaptors]

oh to be the beloved npc of a motley dnd crew

[🏳️‍🌈 noah 🏳️‍🌈 @ParagonRaptors]

oh to be the beloved npc of a motley dnd crew

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

What’s your all-time fave romantic declaration?

[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

@sarafinapink @JennaGuillaume I came here to post this!!

[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

@Betterwithbears Tube of a man

[roswell @ro__fo__sho]

@amazingravie A blessed wholesome time. I miss you

[mads @patster223]

@ cis people who try to explain to me why they have trouble getting my pronouns right: you are never giving me a reason I haven’t already heard and you are never giving me a reason I care about

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

Diane, it’s 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of #TwinPeaks…and @tiktok_us https://t.co/LMDbiHaHn9

Tag me in your duets today and I’ll share some of my favorites 🌲☕️🚗 #TwinPeaksDay

[Bea Munro @Crit_Fails]

Sometimes you just need a cute round friend to squeeze to get you through the day. Here's a quick frog friend for yall to use in Spyre campaigns!

#dimension20 #FANTASYHIGH @vornietom

[Maker on the Move @SeanFarbolin]

"The way you said 'hot tub' just there, I really wish I could, like, save it in a little bottle. And open up that bottle and hear it whenever I want."
-@griffinmcelroy, reacting to @rachelcmcelroy on @wonderfulpod

Well, your wish came true. I'll be mailing this to you guys soon.

[Ludwig’s Holy Babe @oldwitchsring]

Stop asking me to be responsible!!! I have big tits!!!!

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

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