Christopher Brian Roach

Mott from CBS’ Kevin Can Wait with Kevin James.

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Me and @KevinJames at a @billyjoel concert with my pal @MikeDelguidice1 (behind me on the left) on guitar. #blessed @TheGarden #NYC

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@Clear I don’t know why I signed up for clear when it’s not at JFK American Airlines like I was told or at Chicago Airport O’Hare at all.

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Live taping of my comedy special!

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When Animals
Attack! #TikTok https://t.co/HJzZ33yIPa

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I wish I had this problem.

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I will have a lazy river in my backyard. I will have a lazy river in my backyard.

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If you love art and comedy….thank the childhood trauma that helped create it.

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Just trying to watch my shows.

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I’m tweeting again. I think.

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@bertkreischer Gave me afib. That and Sleep Apnea. And McDonalds.

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These are the children of the people whose parents put them in “time-out” as a kid.

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Remembering some old friends

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@PlanetFitness If I have the Covid antibodies do I still have to wipe down the gym equipment after I use it?

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@thesippy @bertkreischer Good dude though.

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@BrendaMatusik I went as far as ripping the person out of the car and driving home with one of their kids. So embarrassing.

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@NYRangers After this game you may find it in the Hudson.

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@kevindowneyjr @heckyessica

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People who call you immediately after you like one of their tweets are an extra special kind of douche.

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Wisconsin tonight!

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@MikeRoyce Seinfeld did an episode on it. “You are soooo good looking.”