Bill In Madison

Jeeps, beer, sports, #BillInMadison. Dear Dave: Thanks for the support, asshole.

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@AP Anal?

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@HLC_actual Jewish kryptonite might be the funniest thing you've said yet.

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@The_King_Trout Get a second dog so you can realize how good you had it with the first dog, and (not at all) regret getting a second.

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@BrandonPerna The Broncs displayed good leverage on the final play there.

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Treasure, what's your pleasure?
Life is a, uh, depending how you dress her.

-Kanye West

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@ebosays I hear the Armenians. #EmbraceToxicity

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@Nero Like, are any of them good though?

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@ebosays Biggest bright spot of the Bama game? It was only 4 quarters long.

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@ebosays Ebo been dope. Suspenseful with a pencil, ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol.

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@JoeEurell1 @pgcmorgan @redban @pgcmorgan he can't hear you over the occasional laughter from the 7 people who were at his filmed comedy *special*

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@Fatima_Khatun01 @LeadingReport You listed seven states.

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@Bigshot0910 @Fat_Electrician @Buffalo_Schools

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@Shanemgillis "Train by day. Valley Forge Auto by night. All day." Best line in #tiresnetflix by far.

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@Cappyarmy Followed you on the new channel. Your content is fantastic. Spare Parts Army is excited for you doing this thing solo, and I'm sure with the Pepperbox creators behind you, success is imminent.

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@Cappyarmy @FuzzyStephenK Calling it "All my group chats sound gay now"?

[Fred Warner @fred_warner]

Giving away the cleats I wore in yesterdays game to eclipse 115+ tackles in 7 straight szn’s. RT for a chance to win I’ll be picking a winner tomorrow morning! #ProBowlVote + @fred_warner 🤟🏾

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@Orc_Fugitive @Fat_Electrician It's the fuel tank for the anti-communism machine.

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@Orc_Fugitive @Fat_Electrician From a Wisconsonian, it's a midwest thing.
1. If it's cold, it will soon be empty.
2. It takes more beer to get drunk than real alcohol takes, so pick something cheap.
3. Midwest+military might just be the magical combination that makes Nic impervious to alcohol.

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@Fat_Electrician I've never seen anything that makes me believe you're a real electrician. Your studio is much too clean.

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@DailyRapFacts Poor Drake probably just couldn't see the clubs again.